OSCARS 2014 WORST DRESSED

Come on now, did you think I wouldn’t post my No, Just No, dresses? Surely you jest. Of course I am!


I sifted through not only Oscar attendees pictures, but Vanity Fair after party pictures as well to bring you a comprehensive collection of dresses that never should have left the rack. And Anna Kendrick has the dubious honor of having not one, but TWO No, Just No, dresses in the same evening….So let’s begin, shall we?


1. Zooey.  This is just a mess all the way around.


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2. Julie. And this kills me because I FREAKING LOVE HER but this dress doesn’t work with her body or skin tone.


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3. Anna #1 The middle of this dress reminds me of IKEA holiday ornaments…


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4. Anna #2  Sigh, I don’t like the after party option either.


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5. Amanda. AMANDA WHAT HAPPENED? The dress, the hair? No, Just No.


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5. Cristin. I want to redo her lipstick….


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6. Glenn. This just doesn’t work for me.


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7. Elizabeth. No, Just No.


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8. Elizabeth. I’m not a fan of the crop top, but totally hate the *formal* wear crop top.


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9. Mamie. Oy.


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10. Sally. I didn’t like the design or color for her.


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I actually have more photos, but I’ll leave this as my Top Ten.  What do you all think?


Aven

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Published on March 14, 2014 08:16
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