(How to succeed at failing to succeed)

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When Earthlings finally come up with a “Most Overrated Thing Ever” award, work will win. In fact, I’m ready to not do it anymore, just as soon as I figure out how to kick a few persistent personal habits, like wearing clothes. And eating.

(I could just stop eating, of course, but that usually leads to being dead, after which you have to vote in North Carolina.)

Until then, I’m stuck with work. We all have to do some, so let’s talk about how to ge...