(Retail misogyny? There’s an app for that!)

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It’s official. The gavel has dropped, and dark days await the women of America. For lo, the Supreme Court hath spoken: from now on, women can no longer have sex at Hobby Lobby.

It’s confirmed. The evil executives at retail giant Hobby Lobby hate women … assuming we can believe all the shrill outrage recently from Prius-loads of over-excited “reproductive rights” advocates who’ve sworn off gluten, and deodorant.

Evidently, those heartless Hob...