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Stupidest, most Hilarious Pick Up Lines Ever!
Same if someone used that on me I'd be gone!!
Someone call heaven because I think an angel's gone missing.
Guy: want to go to bed?Girl: Thanks, but I just got up. (not a pick up line but I thought it was funny.)
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. #eww
I'd slap them. Stop staring at my butt perv, this beauty is reserved for my chair.
A bunch of guys in my grade use the same pick-up line: "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you."
If you were a potato, you'd be a really nice potato.
"Do you work at Subway? Cause your giving me a footlong" Lol this was always so funny to me eww though
You look yummy, can I havd a taste?Are you going to kiss me, of stare at my abbs?
If I were Peter Pan you'd be my happy thought!!
I love these three!I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes.
If you were Princess Peach I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Vader, Darth Vader
My friend this one up:Is your name Autumn? 'Cos I'm falling for u
1. If I would flip a coin right now, what are my chances of getting head? 2. Do you live on a chicken farm, because you sure know how to raise a cock.
3. I know lot's of chicks, but you're a hotwing
4. If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?
Zoe wrote: "If you were a potato, you'd be a really nice potato."Best one by far!!!
Is your name wifi, cuz i think i can feel a connection here.
Are you my appendix because I dont know what you do but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out!
Haha this pick up lines are frikin hilarious ! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You're about to get arrested, because you just stole my heart.
Damieka *Compulsive Book Buyer* wrote: "You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. XD"Lol made my day!
Dominique wrote: "Omg I have a bunch of nerdy ones, and if a guy used a pickup line on me that wasn't gross I would probably swoon. Pickup lines are so witty, and it takes confidence to say them. Ok. Do you have 1..."
The last one is absolutey hilarious!
Paige wrote: "Are you a beaver? Cause DAM!"Thats a bit insulting :P. Because of long teeth and all :P
Seriously most of the pick-up lines are frigging funny!
"Baby you stopping my heart like a bad cholestrol""I must be a car because you're driving me crazy."
well i like pokemon and so a boy once came up to me and said.."If you will be my nidoqueen...i will love to be your nidoking"
Oh.!.and this one was use by a boy in our class for a friend of mine.."You are soo sweet..you just gave diabetes .!."
And i was like--omg thats not even a pick up line.!!
You must be cinderella because i see that dress disappearing by midnight
Gentledon wrote: "1. If I would flip a coin right now, what are my chances of getting head? 2. Do you live on a chicken farm, because you sure know how to raise a cock.
3. I know lot's of chicks, but you're a hotwi..."
...eew.. I would slap that guy if he ever said any of these
Bob wrote: "You must be cinderella because i see that dress disappearing by midnight"Oh Damn XD
How free are you on a scale of one to America?
So, word on the street is you like bad boys...well i don't wanna brag or anything, but i went in the 20 items or less lane at Walmart with 21 items.
Ok I got some...btw I don't own these iv just heard them before :)"Are you a sharpie cuz your ultra fine"
~have to smile at this one~
"If you were. Triangle you'd be acute one ;)"
~love this one~
"There are people who say Disney land is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms"
~That ones kinda cute but I dunno~
"I wana live in your socks(or shoes :P) so I can be with you every step of the way"
~ok that ones a bit weird but why not xD~
I don't really care if this hasn't been updated I'm guna add these so I hope you like them ;) ;P
You are the prettiest mermaid in my sea of love.
is there a mirror in your pant cuz i see myself in them
RumpelstiltskinFan#1 wrote: "Emma wrote: "is there a mirror in your pant cuz i see myself in them"that is awful.... lol.... where did you get that"
youtube…….lol
I would've said God bless you, but it seems like he already did.
Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you're hot, and I'm ready!
"Are you lost? Because it's strange to see an angel so far from heaven.""Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
"If you were stranded on a desert island, I would eat you last."
"The voices in my head told me to come say hello to you."
This is one I got from a Hetalia pick-up lines video:"Are you from Paris? 'Cuz you're driving me in Seine!" :D
Yep…That's really awful.
"Do you have a band-aid?""No, why?"
"Cause I just scraped my knees falling for you."
Ever heard the word urinate? well it's wrong cuz ur a ten
Do you have 1..."
I love the 3rd line!