♥Calling All Fangirls♥ discussion

Aw now that's just plain terrible.

David wrote: "Ever heard the word urinate? well it's wrong cuz ur a ten"

That makes me wanna puke. I'd slap the guy who'd say it to me.

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can totally see myself in your pants"

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

I’ve got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatoraid!

I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus taday, and your name was included.

Someone used the I've lost my number can I have yours on one of my friends

Here a silly pick up line that only Doctor Who fans will get.
"Are you a weeping angel? Cause I can't take my eyes off you."

Are you a monkey cuz oranguDANG!!

Are you my shin cuz I'd bang you on my coffee table

You must be fire fighter cuz you turn all the hose on! (Hose, hoes. Get it?)

This ones good

Are you from Hawaii? Because you have the biggest coacoa nuts I've ever seen

Are you wifi? Because I think we have a connection...

if you were homework id do u on the table\

do u work at subway because u just gave me a footlong?

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

My name is Dean Winchester. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.

Just spotted this page - can't say I've ever used a pickup line, but some of the ones I'd approve of:

Safe(ish):
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

Pray she has a good sense of humor:
I have a really small dick and a massive hairy ass, but don't worry. I come quickly.

The honest approach (don't hold your breath):
I came to talk to you because you're stunning, but I'd like to get to know you. You free tomorrow? :)

"Why can't blondes count to 70?"
"Because 69s a mouthful"

ill be burger king youll be mcdonalds ill be having it my way and youll be loving it

Me and my friend made this one up...

"Your eyes are as clear as my toilet water" Come on its pretty funny

Hey baby are you an angel because I'm allergic to feathers (barf at her face)
Please send your resume to my secrete

Lol

Hey wanna hear my pickup line if I was in a date

Is the sun is up or you just smile at me with those good shiny eyes

If I asked you out on a date, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Well I'm here. What were your other two wishes?

I like Legos. You like Legos. Let's build a relationship.

(hold out hand) Will you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

I like your last name, can I have it?

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Do I know you? Cause you look like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

When God made you he was showing off.

are u french cause MY DAMN (madam)

are u a pokemon cause i wanna pikachu (peek at you)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&r...

Any chance of a kiss? No! Well I suppose a blow job is out of the question

that's funny

lol

i got one

i'm burger king u'll be mcdonalds i'll be having it my way and u'll be loving it

lol

This is that great of one but here I go
Why should I say yes when the answer is no.

You're so perfect, I'm supprised you're not a fictional character.

i got a couple my now boyfriend said to me

Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel

Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

Are you lost? Because it's strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

i wish u were my toe cause i would bang u on my coffee table

Sean wrote: "Any chance of a kiss? No! Well I suppose a blow job is out of the question"

that's hilarious lol :D

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
What's on the menu? Me-n-U
You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Be unique and different, say yes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

I'll be Burger King and you can be McDonald's, I'll have it my way and you'll be Lovin' it.

Did an arsonist light you on fire? because you are HOT! *puts on shades* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Mercy Emma wrote: "I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together."(No, i think its perfectly fine how far away they are)

I have a totally nerdy one,
"Are you carbon? Because I'd date you".

5 above me is so long, just like my dick! YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

if being sexy was a crime u would be guilty as charge

lol yeah feel mine

I think even the cheesiest pick up line can be great at breaking the ice (the trick is not to take them too seriously) - eg. You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on!
http://guaranteedpickuplines.com/

lets be like a keyboard and always have U and I together :)

Hey . . . Oh sorry you're just so beautiful I forgot my amazing pickup line. I guess it's gonna have to work anyway.

"Do you have a bandage? I hurt myself falling for you"

"Your teeth are like the stars, yellow and far apart"

Hey, feel my sweatshirt. Guess what it's made of? Boyfriend material.

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

I don't know if anyone has used this one, but I tell it like this:
If you were a fart, you would blow me to the next country.

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

Stumbled on to this thread, saw something brilliant when I challenged Chat on one of my mobile game to do better:
"Wanna play house? You be the door, I'll slam you"
"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you make my private stand at a attention"
Borat Style: "Verrrrrrrry nice - how much?"

Trust the pit where the biggest trolls would end up. Honestly these are pretty clever just....never should used, unless they prepare for pain...