Polls for Our Souls discussion

The Last Unicorn .

She's not.

Sea Witch
Mermaid still hasn't listened to the perils of body mod and the witch hasn't moved to the sea yet. oh yeah, the witch didn't get the body mod memo either

- More mermaids, more body mod, and the moral this time is to be reeeaaaally specific when asking Loki for anything.

Mermaids today - I don't know what's up with them!? It wasn't like that in my day.

Redshirts die in high numbers on away missions because there's something weird going on

slightly sociopathic girl is given weaponry
men are angry when a woman gets a well paying job
old college buddies finally see each other again
good samaritan takes two teenagers under his wing out of the good of his heart
mermaids aren't the only ones who think body mods are the answer

Six of Crows
A group of kids whose ghosts won't associate with your ghosts. (pun intended)

Bored Goddess tries body mods on her enemies. Doesn't work out so well.

Shirayuki wrote: "Six of Crows
A group of kids whose ghosts won't associate with your ghosts. (pun intended)"

XD

@Michelle
Yeah, i just saw that meme and the scene in the book afterwards and rolled on the floor xD

You've got to love Matthias!

An assassin who never assassinates anyone eats some candy and wanders a castle for a few months.

A hunter wins an all-expenses-covered vacation for the rest of her life.

A teenage girl makes out with a ghost. It doesn't end well.

Two kids think they're monsters. Only one of them is right.

A girl thinks love is gross.

To find her sister, a girl has to throw herself off a building.

I Hunt Killers.
If you are the world's next best serial killer and you don't like increasing the world's content of serial killers, here's a hot pro tip: try hunting fellow serial killers!

Kid gets crazy disease. Falls in love with a random dude in a van.

The Handmaid's Tale: the future ain't looking so bright for women.

Vicious; Boys kill themselves to prove a point.. and then become enemies

I'm going to die. Oh I didn't. I'm going to die. Oh I didn't. I'm going to die. Oh I didn't. The queen may never die either.

The Lost Hero: Guy with amnesia saves the world.

The Son of Neptune: Other guy with amnesia saves the world.

Fifty Shades of Grey
Don't even get me started. This entire book is messed up. Sure y'all know about it. Spare me the details.

Vicious Two college roommates fight.

Kristen wrote: " - A really short dude walks for several years to drop a ring in some lava.

- A closeted nerd runs into a wa..."

UH-MAZING

An old man has to remind his wife who she is everyday. Sometimes she remembers and sometimes she screams at him.

Sweet little girl grows up to be a raging lunatic so a group of witches decide to kill her.

Group of highly intelligent minorities outsmart the majority and nobody bothers to tell anyone about it for YEARS.

Pampered rich girl dissects dead bodies and chases woman killing maniac.

Skyward by Brandon Sanderson - Overly aggressive girl really wants to be a pilot.

What's with all these murders?? Young boy just wants to draw.

Clare wrote: “ What’s with all these murders?? Young boy just wants to draw.”

LOL

Illuminae

Buncha scaredy cats.

Frank wrote: " indecisive high schooler must decide on a career or be homeless,
a girl who's a part of a minority fights for equality
[bookcove..."

OMG that review for Divergent though...lol

A sparkly vampire thinks a girl smells.
A crazy stalker kidnaps a teenager and drops a chandelier.
An awkward childlike adult stumbles-literally-through life with commentary from her crazy mom.
A tyranical child mocks and humilates a sad old pirate.

The Raven Boys: slightly snobby bird bois and a psychic’s daughter search for a dead welsh king

@Suzi Evelyn: where's the lie tho

Puberty is messy

Caraval: Girl endures psychological torment because her sister wanted a vacation

Castle Hangnail by Ursula Vernon

Girl deals with bureaucratic rules.

Kristen wrote: " - A really short dude walks for several years to drop a ring in some lava.

- A closeted nerd runs into a wa..."

Lmao those first two!

Frank wrote: "twice_baked✌️ wrote: "plot summary in a gif: THE FALSE PRINCE by Jennifer A. Nielsen


basically."

This is why we need a like button for comments"

i agree. where's that effing 'like' button?! ;-)

The Hunger Games- Starving girl with no friends kills people.

The Heir- Self-centered princess, makes boys cry.

Allegiant- Tears.

man who runs a radio show about visiting new places does a series talking about a teenage girl's road trip where she dyes her hair, makes new friends, and catches up with a family friend she hasn't seen in years.
power hungry woman controls a young political figure using seductive tactics
elderly man generously brings meaning to two high school student's life

Throne of Glass: Slavery sucks. Kings suck.
Crown of midnight: I'll kill him. On second thought....
Heir of Fire: Fuck the Fae.
Queen of shadows: Save the damn General.
Empire of Storms: Smut? Yes. Flying thingies? Yes. Trapped in an iron box? Yes.
Tower of Dawn: God dammit. Fix my damn back.
Kingdom of Ash: 14 PERFECTLY GOOD CHARACTERS die.

Frank wrote: " indecisive high schooler must decide on a career or be homeless,
a girl who's a part of a minority fights for equality
[bookcove..."
lol

Here be demons and crazy-ass-religious-nutters who will torture girls who step out of line.

Stargirl: girl arrives at school, nobody likes her, girl leaves.

harry potter

a serial killer obsessed with a boy oh yeah and there magic too...

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: A preteen gets kidnapped by a hairy man and sent to an isolated fortress where he is bullied and almost murdered

The future is strange. Ha! I'm lying, or am I?

Five teens search for a dead Welsh king.

deformed abused woman seizes power and marries her long-time crush
man with psychological illness is helped by a young missionary
lower class teenager is given the life changing chance to compete in a popular prime-time family game show

The Lunar Chronicles:
Cyborg flirts with her future Step Uncle and then kidnaps him to marry her.

Katniss The Electric Lunar Demigod Hero! wrote:
"Want a sugar cube? No, im crying"

Katniss, i always want a sugar cube from you. Also I hope your laughing as much as me at Franks blurb for your worldwide debut on tvs everywhere

HAHAHA! :D Reading these plots made my day!
Alright, I'll go with my current book:



Princess ditches royalty, becomes a waitress and ends up with two hot guys.