Polls for Our Souls discussion

Gabi wrote: "@Frank "James Murderer" anyone who has read that book will completely agree XD



-Girl doesn't want to fall in love, but runs away with guy she's in love with anyway.
..."
lol the One

- Patrick Bateman returns some videotapes.

- Exploring the question of whether or not laughter is a sin and also some murders.

- A heartwarming tale of a son's love for his mother.

] - A man gets killed for annoying people.

- How not to handle marital problems: a beginner's guide.

- Two werewolf girlfriends fight a magician to save their centaur friend's butt. Literally.

Zofia wrote: " - Patrick Bateman returns some videotapes.

- Exploring the question of whether or not laughter is a sin and also some murd..."




I love the one about Othello!! XD

a group of friends travel outside of their city to see the world
some nerds text each other
billionaire graduate does community service
the plot doesn't matter because like only 0.01% of the planet has read it anyway :')

Children of Blood & Bone: Girl sells fish, brings magic back. Sexy prince has the mother of all migraines. Lions are weird.

Lmao at them all! esp Patrick Bateman's videotapes.

Mykayla wrote: " Gone- teenagers stuck in big bubble. no one thinks of procreation..."

How did Gone ever get published - teenagers are always going for it, but maybe they use protection in the bubble??

Frank wrote: " orphan girl gets a free education at an exclusive boarding school
detective falls in love with the number one suspect in her brother'..."

that magnus chase plot is the best one yet!!!

Zofia wrote: " - A heartwarming tale of a son's love for his mother."

//can't stop laughing

Girl uses magical powers to terrorize a school principal out of her job then moves in with her teacher.

C.A. wrote: "...moves in with her teacher."

And this is a children's book!?!

Cinder: Robot girl loses foot, causes city wide crisis. Bonus plague kills her sister (view spoiler)[Yeah, that was robot girl's fault - robots are all over multi-tasking (hide spoiler)]

Lucky Star 1 Comic with girls babbling

Clare wrote: "C.A. wrote: "...moves in with her teacher."

And this is a children's book!?!

Cinder: Robot girl loses foot, causes city wide crisis. Bonus plague kills her sister [spo..."
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love Cinder

Man recruits teenage girl into gang, ruins government.

Johnny Tremain: A boy burns his hand and takes an interest in local politics.

(ok ya I ripped off Lemony Snicket w/ that one lolol)

Ann aka Iftcan wrote: "Podkayne Of Mars brothers suck
Essential Beginnings let's visit Yellowstone--while in Washington state
Witch and Wombat Crow turns into wombat while hou..."

I just put Through The Eye of the Needle on my wtr list! :) Which is your favorite?

Creepy circus is creepy and someone has to die.

orphan boy helps a convicted murderer escape justice
a fun middle grade book where two kids are thrown into Hell
a pilot falls in love with a terrorist

- young girl commits arson, absconds with goose and con-man, ends up in the middle of a religious revolution.

- Do not go through little door... REALLY DO NOT GO THROUGH LITTLE DOOR.

kids play and find tea in wonderland

@Frank
HA! The House of Hades one killed me XD

Girl is adopted and gets in trouble all the time but she's also smart so it makes up for it

Six of Crows: Six criminals band together to break a prisoner of war out of a high security prison. They were commissioned to do this by a nice rich man.

C.A. wrote: "
Girl is adopted and gets in trouble all the time but she's also smart so it makes up for it"

C.A. Just had to add to your perfect synopsis:

Red head is naughty. Chaos ensures. Carrots. Lots of shenanigans with red hair.

Clare wrote: "C.A. wrote: "
Girl is adopted and gets in trouble all the time but she's also smart so it makes up for it"

C.A. Just had to add to your perfect synopsis:

[boo..."

LOL that's perfect! Can't forget about the insult that started it all.

plot summary in a gif: THE FALSE PRINCE by Jennifer A. Nielsen


basically.

Nice.

These have been hilarious!


Stalker wins in the end

Stalker wins in the end.

- Girl hates her oppressor. Girl falls in love with her oppressor. Boy is no longer oppressive. Oh wait, yes he is. fin

- Alarming concept is made less alarming by man defying expectations and not being a serial killer.

Anna wrote: "These have been hilarious!

Stalker wins in the end

Stalker wins in the end..."

Those first too! Lmao

Long trip to return defective jewelry.
The Lord of the Rings

Melliott wrote: "Long trip to return defective jewelry.
The Lord of the Rings"

Perfect!


Orphans never can catch a break.

girl can't eat what the rest of her family eats
lonely man adopts a child
teenaged boy does some weight lifting

twice_baked✌️ wrote: "plot summary in a gif: THE FALSE PRINCE by Jennifer A. Nielsen


basically."

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I Was Here
best friend of girl with happy life and a bright future. best friend screws with guy. kills self. girl with sad life and a weird future. girl screws with guy. lives.

Fairy Rides The Lightning Tinkerbelle all grown up

Gnomes of Suburbia gnomes go shopping

Frank wrote: "twice_baked✌️ wrote: "plot summary in a gif: THE FALSE PRINCE by Jennifer A. Nielsen


basically."

This is why we need a like button for comments"

Heyyy your comment made my day, so thanks (tho I spent the whole day cleaning so it probably wasn't too hard to make it lolol 😂😂)

Melliott wrote: “Long trip to return defective jewelry.
The Lord of the Rings“

LOL

Girl needs to talk to new guy at school, he does not want to, they end up camping and bad e\weather comes. They go on a road trip together.

The Shining Company: everybody dies. The end.

A Darker Shade of Magic: a bunch of people fight over an evil rock

Fairest: A creepy girl mind controls man into loving her even though he doesn’t.

government officials kill their leader and it comes back to haunt them
boy discovers he is bilingual and is shunned for it
rich man and less-rich woman realize they were wrong
man makes amazing scientific discovery and immediately regrets it

Frank wrote: "twice_baked✌️ wrote: "plot summary in a gif: THE FALSE PRINCE by Jennifer A. Nielsen


basically."

This is why we need a like button for comments"

I was literally about to say that until I scrolled down through the comments and saw that you beat me to it! XD These have all been hilarious!

The Invisible Library: Secret agents steal books for their Warehouse 13.

Dracula: Man gets stuck in a house and sees things he shouldn't.

Closeted gay guy gets a supercomputer to ignore the fact his one true love was by his side all along.
Or
It's not drugs cause It's from Japan
(Be More Chill)

Girl halcusinates after being fed shroms, dealing with second hand smoke and baked items with questionable qualities and ingredients.
(Alice in wonderland)

Girl meets a cute boy and decides she'd rather die than stay in her house.



Girl wants to kiss her new boyfriend but uh wait a sec- just think about all the bacteria!



Girl likes boy she got locked with in a library but she also has kinda liked this other guy for the longest time so...



Boy dies in detention and everyone involved is a suspect except the teacher for some reason but I guess he would've ruined the aesthetic of the cover.



Cute boy is conveniently forced to work with the main character and ooh they like each other but the main character has already convinced herself she can never love again!

The Great Gatsby boring book about a gangster

The girl on the train: alcoholic girl is obsessed by the missing girl and then wanders around to find her.

IT- a kinda immortal clown just wants to give little children red balloons and play with them