Polls for Our Souls discussion

The Scarlet Pimpernel: guy selectively saves a few people from death and lets the others go to rot (ok but the book is rlly rlly good why am I being so mean to it lol)

Animal Farm
Pigs take over a farm.

Mall Purchase Night Watch out for fairy circles no matter what country you live in.

- Girls gets all she wanted, but writes a book about how she hates it all.

- "They ---- you up, your mum and dad..." - Philip Larkin

Guy breaks a promise and everyone's upset about it.

a kid gets a nosebleed
a school shooting at a major private school.
guess what hobo is still dead... 😏

Twilight Weird old teenager is scared of kissing his girlfriend.

Wait, what is that sound, the sound of a dead hobo? I never knew

Winter: Levana gets jealous again and takes anger out on delusional Princess

Tithe:
Fairies are evil - they will kill you. And if you suddenly find out you have green skin, it's ok, you only stole your mother's child.

Paper Towns moral of the story: don't sleep with someone other than your girlfriend or Margo will happen. also don't forget clothing underneath you graduation gown.

Wraiths of Time Watch out for that ankh.

Guy gets a girlfriend

Hannah wrote: " Guy gets a girlfriend"

lmao!!!!!
btw is this every John Green even written?

Iron and Magic Magic is beating science up and pushing it into the swimming pool. (Sorry, was listening to "I'm the One That's Cool" on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFhgu... )

Girl goes to magic boot camp

The Picture of Dorian Gray: Man sells his soul to avoid ugliness.

Nothing in the Dark: plot twist, there was something in the dark.

The Name Of The Wind: Guy is good at everything except getting to the point.

Dates from Hell

Romana (abooknerd13) wrote: "The Name Of The Wind: Guy is good at everything except getting to the point."

👍!

The Night Circus – insta-love in a pretty place

A Tale of Two Cities Things happen in London. Things happen in Paris. So many goings on!

Makoto / KC wrote: "Haha!

- Obsessive gamer with no social life embarks on a heavily trivia-laden quest to find a digital treasure before a corporation is able to ruin his dreams."
The idea was to explain the plot poorly...

Psycho: one of the characters is psycho and it ends up causing a lot of damage.

This American guy is psycho and he causes a lot of damage

😂

City of Bones: Everyone gets really worked up over a cup.

two girls go to a school which turns their whole world upside down

I’m back from Girl’s Camp!

Nevermoor: The Trials of Morrigan Crow
A girl gets blamed for anything happening anywhere and is made to go Harry Pottering.

Alice in Wonderland: Girl dreams some weird shit.

Pissed-off mother learns she has the power to destroy the world, and decides to do so.

Little girl finds hand, humans find trouble, aliens find earth unimpressive.

What happens in Florence stays in Florence. LOL, you wish Honey!

One looks like a monster while the other definitely behaves like one. Also, marrying your adopted sibling is totally cool.

Throne of Glass – So-called assassin is easily distracted by candy and pretty dresses.

Artemis Self-help on imaginative ways to mess up your Moon life in most imaginable (and a couple of unimaginable) ways (im)possible, mixed with with lessons on creative space welding and horrible plan-making in general.

Artemis Fowl Some nerd and his butler get on the prowl for fun, adventures and weird random stuff.

A guy smuggles a rock and accidentally starts a huge fight

A teen alien and his alien friends are hunted by some more aliens. Earth would be shook if they knew.

A group of teens with superpowers goes on a road trip to escape the government and a mean British lady.

A girl with blue hair runs errands and goes to school

twice_baked✌️ wrote: "^^ so a girl beating up herself? 😂"

hahaha pretty much it :'D

A girl ditches mom and dad to get some tattoos, fighting lessons and a chance to become homeless.

From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler 2 kids decide to become UAM (Unaccompanied Minors) and land in a museum.

How To Eat a Worm: how to eat a worm.

The Andromeda Strain Adult Sci-Fi Novel about a group of scientists who go to a town and find a baby by itself at the end a building almost self-destructs and the whole middle is a bunch of boring chemical jargon. (Ok, I had to put this one in, since someone on another list is describing this book and that's almost word for word what they said about it.)

a girl runs away from her camp
two best friends have fun building a maze for their friends, together
girl has trouble getting comfortable with her new job
a teenaged boy finds a naked woman
moving brings an ex couple closer to each other

Enchantress From The Stars - someone catches the wrong UFO and lands on the wrong planet.

The Rose Society- a girl and her 'friends' are determined to over throw the crown and take it for themselves

Lord of the Rings - a boy and his 'friends' are determined to overthrow evil and take a ring for themselves.

Lmao you two! There really are no new ideas in the world

Lord of the Rings - get you a man who would carry you up a volcano to save the world.

Landscape with Invisible Hand
Aliens (capitalism) will ruin your life. And that hand - nooooooooo

The Sword of Summer
Boy dies, or did he?

Queen of Attolia: that hand - noooo