Polls for Our Souls discussion

the good twin by marti green .....i have a twin & shes bad

Still Alice

The Absent Minded Proffesor

Hobo is still dead @Frank

Some old man does family history. Rape! Young love! Dumped! Servitude! This can't end well.

Jane Eyre - young lady rejects rich hunk to marry old decrepit ugly blind guy

: annoying simpleton gets into an incestuous relationship with emo-narcissistic older brother.

Robinson Crusoe. Worst Vacation ever!

The Secret History Weird Co-ed murder cult.

Truly madly guilty....don't let your kid drown

Danna wrote: “: annoying simpleton gets into an incestuous relationship with emo-narcissistic older brother.”

I love it!

- 🎵I wanna be
Where the people are
I want to eat,
want to EAT THEIR FACES--🎵

Twilight series: a girl throws away her life, convinced that she is meant to be Mrs. Sparkles.

Kirti wrote: "Twilight series: a girl throws away her life, convinced that she is meant to be Mrs. Sparkles."

😂

The Hunger Games - the fate of the world rests in the hands of a 16 year old girl.

Harry Potter - the fate of the world rests in the hands of a 11 year old boy.

Every YA book - the fate of the world rests in the hands of a teenager or a bunch of teenagers

Natalie wrote: "The Hunger Games - the fate of the world rests in the hands of a 16 year old girl.

Harry Potter - the fate of the world rests in the hands of a 11 year old boy.

Every YA book - the fate of the wo..."

basically lolol XD

Ok Natalie, that is just too true. And I'll be quoting you and will NOT give you the credit for it that you so richly deserve.

Magic Bites Magic 5000000 science 0

The party - Robyn harding.... don't give minors alcohol someone can poke an eye out 🤔

Ex-Druggie has epiphany after eating an oyster and proceeds to lament about his tyrannical reign and debauched stint as a glorified burger flipper.


*For the record, I adore and have tremendous respect for Anthony Bourdain and his memoir is one of the best I've ever read. I've now read it twice.

Cendaquenta wrote: " - 🎵I wanna be
Where the people are
I want to eat,
want to EAT THEIR FACES--🎵"

oh my god lmao

I was only about a third of the way into the book then. Having finished it, that description is still very apt...

Cendaquenta wrote: "I was only about a third of the way into the book then. Having finished it, that description is still very apt..."

Hahahaha I'm looking forward to reading it!! :D

Sabrina wrote: "Hahahaha I'm looking forward to reading it!! :D"

Hope you enjoy. 😁

Gone girl Gillian flynn
Girl is mentally gone

Clockwork Orange: everybody beating up everybody.

Fight Club: everybody beating up everybody.

😂

😂 😂

everybody beating up everybody

- Tiny blue people beating up everybody. 😋

Red Rising School for teaching how to beat everyone up.

Hunger Games: Bear everyone up to the death

The Emperor’s Blades – Mentors beating up their students for asking questions.

: a girl with a serious mental disorder follows the advice of a sexually ambiguous apparition who leads her into self-harm and erratic behavior.

^^ so a girl beating up herself? 😂

All this violence has got to stop!? Let's eat

Clare wrote: "All this violence has got to stop!? Let's eat
"

Me and my siblings in a summary😂

The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black: literally everyone just wants a piece of the hot faerie prince who’s napping in the middle of a forest.

Alternatively:

A boy falls asleep in the forest. Drunken party wakes him up. Walnuts

some people really want to quit their jobs
a group of boys go hiking and camping
a bunch of people lose their heads over a tiny ring
teenaged boy tries to adjust to his new school while he goes through puberty
mythtakes happen

Irresponsible man encourages young girl to ingest metals.

Warcross: Millionare with emotional disorder hires teen girl to hunt an internet fugitive because he is too lazy to do it himself.

Rip Van Winkle: a drunk guy falls asleep in a forest and goblins wake him up.

'The Nightingale' : Elinor and Marianne Dashwood are covert French social justice warriors who argue with Nazis and cook dinner for horny billeting officers. Vive La France to save Britain!

In the After Light: Angsty teenagers won't communicate.

Brianna:) wrote: "Warcross: Millionare with emotional disorder hires teen girl to hunt an internet fugitive because he is too lazy to do it himself."
Review to come on this by the way!

Romana (abooknerd13) wrote: “ Irresponsible man encourages young girl to ingest metals.”

LOL

- Girl can't control her own power and possibly ends up killing many people.



- Let me just tear my heart out for you now so you don't have to do it in a horrific way later on.


- Dead cheerleader talks to cute guy that isn't totally goth but likes black clothes, that doesn't like her. But they finally get along.


- Mysterious guy= hot. But is also dangerous but who cares we'll date him anyways even if he is slightly annoying to me.


- Percy Jackson meets Anna dressed in Blood

twice_baked✌️ wrote: "Rip Van Winkle: a drunk guy falls asleep in a forest and goblins wake him up."

Those classics 😂😂

These are great! 😂

The Heir: Daughter follows in father's footsteps by making a bigger fool of herself

Neverwhere completely changes his relationship with rats.