Polls for Our Souls discussion

And Then There Were None - people go to an island and die

C.A. wrote: "Boy dies in detention and everyone involved is a suspect except the teacher for some reason but I guess he would've ruined the aesthetic of the cover..."

But wasn't it the teacher?? 😂

Hunger Games: people go, people compete, people die, people win. The end.

Zombies of the Gene Pool no zombies

Twilight: Vampires run around and have dysfunctional relationships.

Wildwood Imperium: girl talks to plants while dead boy talks to mother

Under Wildwood: two parents leave their kids in an orphanage to go sight-seeing

Wildwood: boy gets flown away by birds while sister uses big words and avoids meat

- girl can't breath and has a real bird in her rib cage that sings with her?

- girl tries to rescue her kidnapped friend, with a compass that doesn't show directions... and talking animals

Scythe: killing people is A-Okay as long as you don't like it.

Clare wrote: "C.A. wrote: "Boy dies in detention and everyone involved is a suspect except the teacher for some reason but I guess he would've ruined the aesthetic of the cover..."

But wasn't it the teacher?? 😂"
I would answer, but I would spoil the book

the girl on the train- Raging alcoholic starts to hallucinate on a train possibly -better stop drinking and become a detective

Brianna:) wrote: "Clare wrote: "One of Us Is Lying But wasn't it the teacher?? 😂"

I would answer, but I would spoil the book ..."

(view spoiler)[I finished the book and I'm pretty sure the ending was wrong. IT WAS THE TEACHER 😉
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Danni wrote: "better stop drinking and become a detective"

LMAO! good life choices right there

Evil tree inexplicably flourishes in a dark cave. Row the boat. Dig up fossils. Death. Repeat. Where did I put that herbicide?

Mysterious Journey of Edward Tulane: owners are neglectful of rabbit doll, who bounces around from person to person

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A naughty Clown who fools children into playing with paper boats we go down the drain

The Maze Runner: Boys try to solve unsolvable Maze, then realize one of them helped create it.

Flowers for Algernon: guy helps to further the pursuit of science

Essential Beginnings run for the hills

The Long-Lost Home: people find other people and a family is reunited.

Throne of Glass-- the greatest assassin EVER (but not really) has to join a competition to prove she's the greatest assassin EVER (But isn't). Books, pretty dresses, music, and balls. Danger ensues.

Lady Emma's Campaign Girls loves guy, goes to save him, and fails until she meets renegades.

Abbie wrote: “Throne of Glass– the greatest assassin EVER (but not really) has to join a competition to prove she’s the greatest assassin EVER (But isn’t). Books, pretty dresses, music, and balls. Danger ensues.”

haha, Love it!

Abbie wrote: "Throne of Glass-- the greatest assassin EVER (but not really) has to join a competition to prove she's the greatest assassin EVER (But isn't). Books, pretty dresses, music, and balls. Danger ensues."

😂 because dresses & balls are integral for the work of an assassin

Jane Austen's enduring classic: Bored housewife-to-be takes on essential role of Village Matchmaker. Should have stuck to needlework

Lisa wrote: " - girl tries to rescue her kidnapped friend, with a compass that doesn't show directions... and talking animals"

Alternately, girl learns how to use the world's best magic 8 ball

English women with perfectly coiffed hair drink tea and talk trash about Hitler, while their husbands are away.

high schoolers become friends for life
girl plays with a deadly frisbee
looking for Alaska
a farmer loses his job to fresh meat (and man they're real pigs!)
hobo still dead

Frank wrote: " high schoolers become friends for life
girl plays with a deadly frisbee
looking f..."
Hobo still dead!!!

The Thief: guy picks the wrong group to travel with and ends up regretting it.

Social creature - selfie selfie let's go take a selfie .....drink drink.... selfie drink you look good... selfie...party drink drink oh no, I killed you... now I get to be you partyyyy selfieeee

What to do in the future

The Fault in Our Stars Boy with cancer took advantage of Make A Wish to get in the pants of another girl who also has cancer. Sorry. 😂

Well, the one for TFIOS does make some sebse😂

Clingy and overbearing social justice warriors of the early aughts whine about what dying means to them.

Waiting For Godot:

OOhh, I love that Twice_baked. But it's supposed to be explained badly. that looks a little too well done. But I still love it.

😂 oh well I tried

Cindle... wrote: "Clingy and overbearing social justice warriors of the early aughts whine about what dying means to them.

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Omg this is an actual book!? Your blurb has unconvinced me to read it 😂

Hijinks at boarding school. Toothpaste! Car Crash! Lotsa quotes from dead white men.

Cinderella: man goes to great lengths to return a shoe to its pair

twice_baked✌️ wrote: "Cinderella: man goes to great lengths to return a shoe to its pair"

Sounds perfect for foot fetishists 😂

Evermore-A long fight between a man and his ex-wife causes a young girl to lose her family and be able to read minds.

Twilight Series Breaking Dawn: Sparkly vampire fights with hotheaded werewolf who falls in love with the vampire's vampire human hybrid baby.

A Court of Thorns and Roses A poor girl meets a faerie who is like "Hey, you did a bad thing. Either die or come live with me, a sexy beautiful guy, in my giant castle in luxury with plenty of food where you're free to do what ever you like, and also possibly fall in love with me. You decide", and then she's like, "Ugh, I guess I'll go live with you then"

Peter Pan- Boy is afraid of puberty and adulthood so he stays a kid so he can play child games forever.

teenaged boy is depressed because no one tells him anything
How To Break a Fandom or Love of a Series in 525 Pages or Less
mother really wants to help her son with his career
dangerous criminal tries to stop something that would stop crime
you're not going to believe this but. . . HOBO'S STILL DEAD!!!!!