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Explain a Book Plot Badly
Diff Bunnys, some other pretentious east coast college. MFA instead of Ancient Greek. Not just one dead bunny - multitudes. Remember kids: KILL YOUR DARLINGS
The Great Gatsby: Rich stalker thinks he’s great
Anna and the french kiss: French boy emotionally cheats on girlfriend because he wants to keep two different girls at the same time.
A Court of Thorns and Roses: A girl murders a dude's bro, then moves into his bachelor pad
Brianna:) wrote: "The Great Gatsby: Rich stalker thinks he’s great"Lmao
Brianna:) wrote: "The Great Gatsby: Rich stalker thinks he’s great"i want a like button just so i can use it for this
mistborn: swallow, bitch (σ°∀°)σ
Sha wrote: "Brianna:) wrote: "The Great Gatsby: Rich stalker thinks he’s great"i want a like button just so i can use it for this"
But then we couldn't use our words 😉 soon words will be extinct. all we will have are like buttons & emojis
Harry Potter: this dude thinks he was destined to kill this baby but accidentally cut the baby’s head instead but then the baby grows up and thinks that he was actually destined to kill the dude
The Knife of Never Letting Go: Crazy preacher chases a boy who has a talking dog.
Wither: Girl is tricked into marrying into money so that she doesn't have to do anything other than complain and ruin things for everyone while she waits to die in three years.
Crazy Preacher still crazy and he sets up a town to lord it over everyone. The boy moseys into town - after upsizing the dog for a mind-reading girl.
Circe: Greek goddess explains why Greek deities are the absolute worst
Chronicles of Narnia TLTWTW: Brother betrays his siblings for Turkish delights.
But i dont understand the discussion going on
Sarah wrote: "But i dont understand the discussion going on"You just have to chose a book and then explain the plot badly( mostly to make it funny.)
Sarah wrote: "But i dont understand the discussion going on"You choose a book and explain the plot poorly, usually in a comical way. For example:
To Kill a Mockingbird: Girl and her brother steal gifts from a tree.
The Merchant of Death: Uncle spoils his nephew's first kiss on his birthday and take him to another world to fight political war as a birthday gift.
Harry Potter: Young orphan gets the once in a lifetime chance to attend a prestigious boarding school.
Twilight ---> A teen gets into a relationship with an old man who doesn't like dogs.Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets---> Two best friends encounter a problem so they steal a car.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone ---> A man accidentally cuts a baby's head so he has to run away for a while..
The Hundred Year Old Man who Climbed out of the Window and Disappeared: A hundred year old man climbed out of the window and disappeared. The Accidental Further Adventures of the Hundred Year Old Man: The hundred year old man accidentally has more adventures (and disappeares)
Romana wrote: "The Hundred Year Old Man who Climbed out of the Window and Disappeared: A hundred year old man climbed out of the window and disappeared. The Accidental Further Adventures of the Hundred Year Old..."
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Romana wrote: "The Hundred Year Old Man who Climbed out of the Window and Disappeared: A hundred year old man climbed out of the window and disappeared..."Surely you're making this up!? wtf GR tells me its true. I guess its good when your title isn't too obscure 😒
JANE EYRE: A dowtrodden but opinionated female becomes the employee of a man in a horrendous marriage.
The Bone Season: Girl goes to psychic boot camp
Illuminae: A computer and a hacker fight zombies on a spaceship
604-606 *thumbs up* Quite accurate!
City of Bones: Main hero's best friend turns into a rat. Meanwhile she makes out with her brother.
Clockwork Angel: American goes to England and is inducted into a cult after another cult kidnaps her
The Bear and the Nightingale: A girl meets a bear that isn't really a bear and a nightingale that is not really a nightingale.
Diary of a wimpy kid- A kid talks about girls to his idiot friend while his bro makes fartnoises on his band equipment
Northern Lights: some tomboyish girl finds out her mother she didn’t even know she had has been stealing children’s souls as part of an experiment conducted by the church.
The Ball and the Cross by G.K. ChestertonTwo guys run around England trying to fight a duel. In the end, they don't.
(OTOH, that's probably as good a summary of the plot as you can get. It's weird.)
dunno if this has been done before, but The Secret History by Donna Tartt: Be gay. do crime.
Suzi Evelyn wrote: "dunno if this has been done before, but The Secret History by Donna Tartt: Be gay. do crime."
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Illusionarium by Heather Dixon- local boy gets high, causes Inception 2.0
There's a road. A bunch of kids make war for no apparent reason. Then they hook up.
Bunch of boys on an unexpected and unsupervised island outing. Turns out to be no picnic.Lord of the Flies
Frankenstein: College dropout reanimates a corpse and avoids responsibilities.The Catcher In The Rye: Local teen has an existential crisis over winter break.
Strange The Dreamer: Two nerds socialize for the first time.
Vicious: Despicable Me, but with angst and murder.
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Love That Dog (other topics)The Stolen Heir (other topics)
The Prisoner’s Throne (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Neil Gaiman (other topics)G.K. Chesterton (other topics)
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Ursula Vernon (other topics)
Bunny is a pretentious git. Bunny dies. The end
***note on why that's not a spoiler: 5% in and I know all this***