Fun & Games discussion

Granted, but it would criticize you all day and night.

I wish I had an eternity pool.

Granted, but all the neighbors and their kids would constantly come to your house to use it.

I wish I had some fruit at the bottom yogurt in the house.

Granted, but when you open it, the yogurt has gone bad and there is a worm in the fruit.

I wish I could read faster so I can finish all the books on my TBR.

Granted but you will not remember anything you read the next day.

I wish I lived near the beach.

Granted, but your house fills with ocean water and sewage every day at high tide.



I wish I could have a fiberglass camper trailer.

Granted but it would constantly get flat tires so you could never go anywhere.

I wish I could be a secret agent for the CIA.

Granted, but you will not have a family, never go on vacation, and cannot tell anyone about your job.

I wish I could sleep through the night without getting up to go to the bathroom.

Granted but you'll feel compelled to get up to raid the refrigerator.

I wish my dog didn't shed so much hair.

Granted, but his or her hair will grow so long and thick, you won't be able to tell the back from the front.

I wish I had a spa bathtub.

Granted, but you cannot afford to fill it up with water.

I wish I could learn the butterfly stroke.

Granted but you'd strain your shoulder muscle and need months of physical therapy.

I wish I had a robot to clean my floors and carpets.

Granted but it will leave a nasty smell that you cannot get rid of.

I wish I could have a personal masseuse

Granted, but you will fall hopelessly in love with him, too, and he won't reciprocate.

I wish I could run an ultra-marathon

Granted, but there would be an earthquake halfway through the marathon and it would be stopped.

i wish I had my favorite shorts in ten different colors.

Granted, but they only come in a size way too small and one way to large.


I wish that my parents didn't have to grow older.

Granted but, since your parents are immortal, they decide to hop a spaceship to another galaxy.

I wish I could taste the goodies on The Great British Baking Show.

You can taste all of them, but you will gain 100 pounds you can never drop.

I wish Pete, my SO, would cut down his gym time.

Granted but Pete would be become grumpy and argumentative.

I wish salon brand shampoo and hair conditioner cost the same as bargain brands.

Well, he already is at times. LOL

Granted, but you'll find it won't work as well as the bargain brands, but you can't go back to them.

I wish I had a vacation cabin in the woods.

Granted, but bears would break in and wreck the cabin looking for food.

I wish I had a strawberry field nearby where I could pick fresh berries.

Granted, but the deer will eat all the strawberries before you have a chance to pick them.

I wish I could take a cruise around the world.

Granted, but the ship will stay far away from land at all times, you won't see anything but water and it will rain every day.

I wish I could eat sweets all day and not gain weight.

Granted, but you will have cavities and your teeth will have to be pulled out and you will have to wear dentures and they will slip out everytime you eat something.

I wish I could have a cabin in the Rocky Mountains among the pine trees.

Granted but termites would invade and your cabin would collapse.

I wish lived on a beach that never experienced hurricanes.

Granted, but it will rain all day, every day, even though there will never be a hurricane, you won't even get a cooling breeze.

I wish I had a chateau in the Loire Valley in France.

Granted, but it had been neglected and uninhabited since 1904...and had only one bathroom.



I wish I had a really nice telescope.

Granted, but everything you see through it is in black and white.


I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but you'll gets stuck in the book Dracula and won't be able to come back out.

I wish I could go on a cruise around the world .

You can, but all you will see is water since the ship will never dock.

I wish I owned my own cupcake bakery.

Granted but then you will have to supply me all cupcakes free of cost.

I wish I had a bigger house .

granted but it's full of mold and unsafe to live

I wish i could turn invisible

Granted, but you would get sprayed by a skunk and the odor would give you away.

I wish I had tickets to my favorite sports at the Paris Olympics.

granted but you're always somehow prevented from going (car not starting, swarms of bees ...ect)

I wish to have an endless shower without any enviormental effects

Granted but the water would be boiling hot, so you could only stay under for a few seconds.

I wish I had my own swimming pool.

Granted, but you'll never be able to keep it free of bugs and algae, so it won't be usable.

I wish I had a stable of horses to ride.

Granted but you'd be allergic to their hair and blow up like a balloon.

I wish I had a helicopter and pilot to take me wherever I wanted to go.

granted but you get violently I'll when you are in the air

I wish to have an infinity amount of cookies

Granted but all the cookies would be stale and taste terrible.

I wish I had a big box of macarons of all different flavors.

Granted but you are alergic to macaroons

I wish that I could talk to animals

Granted, but then you can never speak to people again

I wish I had a luxurious cabin in the woods.

Granted but lightning would hit the cabin and a fire would burn it down.

I wish I had great tickets to all the hit Broadway shows.

Granted, but there is a power outage and snow storm the day you have tickets for.



I wish for a good night sleep.

Granted but you'd wake up with a bad case of the flu and have to stay in bed for a week.

I wish there was a Trader Joe's supermarket near my house.

Granted but it never has anything you need or want

I wish that there was no animal abuse

Granted but no one would be allowed to have pets anymore.

I wish there was a big dog park near my home.

Granted, but all the dogs that show up there end up being mean.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted but all your friends and relatives would come asking for a handout until you had nothing left.

I wish I had some new lightweight rainboots.

Granted, but they are so lightweight because they dissolve in rain.



I wish I had automatic free car tuneups.

Granted but your car would break down completely and have to be sold for parts.

I wish I had a Hermes designer purse.

Granted but it will stolen as soon as you go out.

I wish someone sends me tickets for World tour all sponsored by him