Fun & Games discussion

Granted but you would have to babysit the sponsor's 9 kids for the entire trip.

I wish I had an automatic watering system for my plants.

Granted but it would go on and on ,and never stop

I wish I inherit a fortune from somebody

Granted but you would be convicted of wrongly influencing the benefactor and lose the money and go to prison.

I wish I had a new electric blanket.

Granted, but your car will always be needing something, so never be available to you to use.

I wish I never felt nervous or stressed.

Granted but you'd have constant flu-like symptoms such as fever and runny nose.

I wish I could get a Martha Stewart $125 cake for free.

Gotta laugh at the Martha cake!

Granted, but it would be so good, you could never eat anything but that cake, day in, day out.

I wish I had a large vegetable garden so I could have fresh salads every day.

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Granted, but your blanket would develop an electrical short every time you used it.

I don't know what the Martha cake is about...I couldn't find anything about it....


Granted, but it is filled with aphids and earwigs that jump out when you try to make lunch.




I wish my best friend hadn't past away one year ago today.

Granted but your friend moves away and you lose touch.

(Condolences on your sad loss Laura.)
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I wish I had a new big flat screen television.

You can have it, but it will always inflame your eyes to watch it.


I wish I'd win the MegaMillions Lottery.

Granted, but 99% of the lottery earning must be donated to Elon Musk


I wish for three pet dogs that live forever

Granted but there will be 3 cats also in your house ,and these 6 will constantly fight.

I wish I get a whole new set of many dresses in every variety , absolutely free

Mansi wrote: "Granted but there will be 3 cats also in your house ,and these 6 will constantly fight.

I wish I get a whole new set of many dresses in every variety , absolutely free"

You can, but they will be so badly made that every time you wear one, it will rip, tear, the seams will pull apart, etc.

I wish I could eat all the chocolate I wanted without gaining any weight.

Granted but you'll get hives because you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish the library was closer to my house.

Granted but you will be denied entry

I wish I get a diamond necklace this year.

Granted but the necklace will turn out to be a fake.

I wish I had new carpets in the house.

Granted, but everybody and their pets will keep trashing them.

I wish I could go back in time.

Granted but you'll accidently go back to the days of the dinosaurs, who'll eat you. (Sorry)

I wish I had a new case for my reading glasses.

but they will magically disappear as it's a magical case .

I wish I knew swimming and I get to learn it without efforts .

Granted but the pool would be filled with screaming little children all the time.

I wish I had a coffee machine that made all the fancy brews.

granted but they'll all taste like tea with milk

i wish for a new pair of eyeglasses that's as lightweight as a feather

granted but they will fly away as the wind blows ,as they are so light

I wish I get to eat 5 different flavors of cookies on Christmas

Granted, but the flavors are dog vomit, cat pee, body oder, fish tank, and elephant farts!


I wish that cats were getting so old.

Granted but you'd become the cat lady with three dozen cats.

I wish I lived on a beach that never had bad weather.

Granted, but your skin would be so sensitive to the sun that you'd have to hide in a windowless hut all day.

I wish I had a home library.

granted, but you have it filled with only auto parts catalogs and auto repair manuals.

I wish the same issue wasn't always causing problems for my partner and I.

Granted but you will be burdened with multiple severe issues which may cause you to drift .


I wish I can buy a yellow dress before January

Granted but someone will spill red wine on your dress and ruin it.

I wish I had a nice new heating blanket.

Granted, but the material will be abrasive - feeling like porcupine needles pricking at your skin.

I wish I knew how to stop on the ice the way hockey players do.

Granted but you will have no team to play hockey with .

I so wish ,next year I have a dozen of real Christmas tress in my garden

Granted but sneaky thieves will cut down your trees to take to their houses.

I wish I had a gym in my house.

Granted but you'll have to allow your neighbours to use it too - at all hours of the day.

I wish I could speak French and Spanish.

granted but you will forget your English

I wish I can travel to Paris in 2025

Granted, but it's Paris, Texas.



I wish I was not still angry at my partner.

Granted, but your partner will be angry at you and you won't know why.

I wish I had a nice singing voice.

Granted but then you will all your other skills

I wish I get a new book as a gift on New Year day

Granted, but it will be a book about lint.

I wish I knew how to write songs.

Granted but you'll get laryngitis every time you try to sing.

I wish I was a movie producer.

Granted and you will produce many movies ,all being flop.

I wish I get to see a new movie soon.

Granted but the sound will cut out and you won't hear anything.

I wish I owned a Mercedes sports car.

Granted, but your siblings are constantly taking it for joy rides.

I wish I could find a new job that I love.

Granted but the job is on a mosquito-ridden island and the pay is low.

I wish the take-out restaurant that was near my house would re-open.

Granted, but the restaurant is under new management and the dishes are too salty and overpriced.

I wish I hat a new winter hat.

Granted but rats will eat it up and it will have big holes

I wish somebody brings me big packets of gourmet chocolates.(I am so craving sweet)

Granted, but they are gourmet experimental chocolates containing covered insects.



I wish I was more motivated to clean the house.

Granted, but you will have little motivation to do anything else.

I wish I was more articulate.

Granted, but you'll only speak Chinese and you won't understand a word you say

I wish I had a new hairstyle every day of the year

Granted, but none of the styles will flatter your face shape.

I wish I enjoyed cooking.

Granted ,but nobody including you ,will enjoy it eating .

I wish I could make different varieties of desserts easily without much hard work.

Granted but your desserts would attract ants who be all over your kitchen.

I wish someone sent me a fresh bouquet of flowers every few days.

Granted, but it is a dozen the Rafflesia flowers, every day.....ie stinking corpse lily.



I wish for a sale on a.c. heat pumps.