Fun & Games discussion

Granted, but the pumps will break down in two hours, making you realize why they were on sale in the first place. No refunds and exchanges, by the way!

I wish I had new winter-appropriate socks.

Granted but they'd be so itchy you couldn't wear them for more than 2 minutes.

I wish I was a world-class athlete.

granted but you would go on running and running and will exhaust yourself,but can't stop.


I wish Someone gifts me a new bookcase

Granted, but it only holds 4 books.



I wish my cat would stop having such stinky poops! (Really, it like smells the whole house sometimes)

Granted, but you will be the one with stinky poops that linger and stink up the whole house.

I wish printing services remained free at public libraries.

Granted but the copies would be blurry and illegible.

I wish I had a bigger fanny pack that held my portable CD player.

Grace =^_^= wrote: "Granted, but you will be the one with stinky poops that linger and stink up the whole house.
LOL Grace! ROFL.

Glad you liked that one, Mansi :D

Barbara: Granted, but the fanny pack will be too tight and will cut off your circulation.

I wish I could eat all the pizza I wanted without health consequences.

Granted, but the pizza will have anchovies and fish sauce on every pizza....and it would be headcheese and limburger cheese on it.


I wish all mechanics were honest.

Granted but they can't seem to fix the car right and you have even more problems.

I wish my car was all washed and vacuumed by magic fairies.

Yes it is well washed and vacuumed by the fairies and becomes very new and then they turn the key and take the car....shwooooo....

I wish I know the answers to all questions.

Granted but your head would grow 20 times as big to hold all that knowledge.

I wish I had seasons tickets to the theatre.

Granted, but it'll be seasons tickets to the same play (and a really boring play at that).

I wish I had interior design skills.

Granted but you will only have to design my house ,your entire life for free .

I wish I had no fear of parachuting or such sports

lol free design services

Granted, you'll have no fear of these sports but you won't have the necessary skills to perform them.

I wish my printer never ran out of ink.

granted but the ink will always overflow from it ,messing everything up.

I wish I would never have to go to the doctor and get healed automatically

Granted but your superstitious neighbors would think you're a witch and try to drown you.

I wish the repair shop would fix my car in one hour instead of one week.

Granted ,but then you will have to pay triple .

I wish I need never go to the parlour , all my beautification tasks and makeup happen automatically.

Granted but the hair products and makeup would irritate your skin causing rashes and itching.

I wish I had some high quality art prints, all framed and ready, to hang on my walls.

granted but all of the.m will have portraits of your biggest enemy on them .

I wish I get a tub of icecream of daily different flavour,home delivered .

Granted, but your freezer is broken so you have nowhere to properly store the ice cream.

I wish my boots never got dirty.

Granted but they'd be alligator hide and animal rights activists would pelt you with eggs and rotten tomatoes.

I wish knew how to make homemade bread.

Granted but it will catch mold before you can eat it.

I wish I have a noiseless night everyday

Granted but flashing lights would penetrate every corner of your bedroom

I wish I had new paint and carpets in my apartment.

Granted but it's diarrhea green shag and fuchsia pink pain.



I wish the country I live in could come together in the middle and quit letting itself be divided.

Granted but the rapprochement would last only 2 days before politicians reverted to their usual self-serving behavior.

I wish I had an array of hoodie sweatshirts in every color.

Granted, but they'll be so small that they wouldn't even fit over your head.

I wish I had a new laptop.

Granted, but it's a elementary school Chromebook with a number of blocked websites, including Youtube and Goodreads.



I wish parents didn't think their young children should have phones or smart watches.

Granted but then parents won't have access to any phones or smart watches and that would create a chaos in the adult world.

I wish I could do a world tour on the Royal 'Palace on Wheels' train .

Granted but the train would be attacked by zombies.

I wish I had a vegetable garden.

Granted but it will be infested by pests .

I wish I could sleep with peace with no noise of birds chirping or mosquitoes humming .

Granted but you'd sleep right through your alarm clock and would miss going to work and get fired.

I wish I had a hot tub to relax in.

Granted but the water turns cold after 20 seconds.

I wish I could sleep 8 hours straight.

granted but you will have to make a variety wholesome breakfast for the family on waking up .

I wish I get a walk-in-closet .

Granted-You get one, but have no clothes to put in it.




I wish it was easier to find the item I need for my garden, made locally!

Granted, but they would be VERY expensive, more than 100x what you'd expect to pay.

I wish I had a new Apple computer.

granted but it will be fake a computer made of apples inside .


I wish I can wake early in the morning

Granted but you'll be so tired you'll fall asleep at work and get scolded by your boss.

I wish I could stream all the movies and tv shows I wanted to see.

Granted, but your TV and every other electronic device will fail to play them.

I wish I had a bigger flower garden.

Granted but it would be infested with aphids.

I wish I had a bigger freezer.

but then electricity will be for only 2 hours .

I WISH my birthday cake will be very large ,and has some special flavour.

Granted but you'll get the flu and lose your sense of taste on your birthday.

I wish I knew how to speak and read Chinese.

Granted ,but them you will forget all other languages ,and have to deal with everyone around you in Chinese and they ,of course won't understand a thing.


I wish I get a lot of new design skirts of my size .

Granted but the fabric would be so cheap the skirts would fall apart five minutes after you put them on.

I wish my bromeliad plant would bloom and make a beautiful flower.

Granted but it will wilt as soon as you see it.

I wish to get my favourite meals everyday.

Granted but you'll eat so much you'll get sick and lose your appetite for your favorite foods.

I wish I would win a cruise around the world on a luxury ship.

you got it but last minute the captain falls sick ,and trip is cancelled.

I wish all my manicure pedicure and other beauty needs gey fulfilled automatically sitting at home.

Granted but the beauty operator would steal all your clothes and accessories, and you'd have nothing to wear outside.

I wish I had a new clothes dryer.

granted but your washing machine will give up .

I wish my electricity bill comes less inspite of so many devices running .