Harry Potter discussion

I also liked when Professor McGonagall started saying she would help Harry become an Auror. This was after Delores Umbrage pooh-poohed the idea and started talking about how impossible it would be for Harry to ever work at the Ministry of Magic.

Julia wrote: "Mine is by the all holy Albus Dumbledore.

"Ah music," he said with a gleam in his eyes," A magic beyond all we do here! Bedtime now, off you trot!""

That reminded me of my daughter's dad, who always thought music could cross barriers that speech can't. He called it 'the language of the heart, that brings East and West together.'
He was a performer in a band.

"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B**CH!"
and (this one's just in the movie):
"Dobby did not want to harm mistress Bellatrix; Dobby only wanted to maim, or seriously injure!"

I agree with Lenora about the "HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF!!" dance that was hlarious.

I like in the movie when Hermione's cutting Harry's hair and she goes "Oh my god." and walks off. Harry looks frightened for a second when he checks whether she stuffed up his hair.

And the part when Hermiones like "Harry, You've already destroyed one horcrux!"
and Harry's like "With a basilisk fang, unless you've got one of those in that [something,something] bag of yours."

Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect. - By Luna Lovegood

One of my favs is

"Don't be silly, Dawlish. I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember you achieved 'Outstanding' in all your N.E.W.T.s, but if you attempt to — er — 'bring me in' by force, I will have to hurt you." - Albus Dumbledore

My favorite part of the whole book is when they did the eulogy for Dobby which, in part, I'm copying here: "...It's so unfair that you had to die, when you were so good and brave. I'll always remember what you did for us. I hope you're happy now."

that bit made me cry, i love the sorting hat's songs

Hermione sat with her arms and legs folded so tightly it seemed unlikely she would unravel them for several years.

This is deffinently my favorite line :D

"Would you like me to kill you now or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?" - Severus Snape.

Im sure other people have already posted these but these are my favs :)

WE GOT POTTER! WE GOT POTTER! the twins chant in SS

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business

But i havent any wood! in SS when Hermione tries to start a fire

NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B**CH when Molly duels Bellatrix in DH

He can run faster than Snape confronted with shampoo

Gred and Forge

" Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur."

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."


"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin. Seriously evil wizard coming through"

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid but mom spotted us"

"We will send you a Hogwarts toliet seat"

Mom: "You're a prefect. Oh, Ronny, that's everyone in the family."
George:"What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?"

"Time is galleons, little brother"

My favs are:
1)"Hang on..."Harry muttered to Ron."There's an empty chair the staff table...Where's Snape?"
Professor Severus Snape was Harry's least favorite teacher.Harry also happened to be Snape's least favorite student.Cruel,sarcastic,and disliked by everybody except the students from his own house(Slytherin),Snape taught Potions.
"Maybe he's ill"said Ron hopefully
"Maybe he's left,"said Harry,"because he missed out on the Defense Against Dark Arts job again!"
"Or he might have been sacked!"said ron entousiastically."I mean,everyone hates him"
"Or maybe,"said a very cold voce right behind them,"he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train."
Harry spun around.There,his blach robes rippling in a cold breeze,stood Severus Snape

2)"Do you remember me telling you we are practising nonverbal spells,Potter?"
"Yes,"said Harry stiffly
"Yes sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir",Professor."

I JUST LOVE ALL THE SCENES WITH SNAPE AND HARRY!!!!!!

LMAOOOO these all bring back the best memories. the magical thing is that I read these boks again for the 5th/6th time and these lines still make me laugh like there's no tomorrow. Wow im so proud to have been the generation of harry <3

And I just love ALL dracos lines -

"Practising for the ballet potter?"

(In the movie) "RIDDIKULUS. This class is ridiculous."

AND ALSO I LOVE the line in HBP where Snape is like
"And your quite sure this is YOUR book potter?"
"Yes."
"Then WHY does it say Roonil Waslib in the cover?"
"er... That's my nickname."

The "Roonil Wazlib" bit is one of my favorites too. I roll over laughing every time I read it.

I like all the lines already mentioned but I've always had a favourite that makes me proper laugh out loud everytime, that I don't think has been mentioned yet...

"Unbidden the image of the beat in the shadows of Magnolia Crescent crossed his mind...'I'm not going to be murdered' Harry said out loud. 'That's the spirit dear' said the mirror sleepily."

Don't know why, but definitely my favourite line :D JK really got to everyone with her intelligence and humour <3

Nat wrote: "I like when snape says "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," says Harry.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."
I think it ..."

hahaha that is such a great line, i totally forgot about that.

"We're identical!" - Fred and George<3

My favorite quotes:

Dumbledore: After all this time?
Severus: Always.

Harry Potter to Voldemort:(order of the phoenix) You don't know love or friendship. and I feel sorry for you.

Harry Potter to Umbridge: (Order of the Phoenix) Sorry professor, but I must not tell lies.

Molly Weasley: NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!

Ronald Weasley: Bloody Hell. :D

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" Best quote by Dumbledore, and any character, ever. :)

Georgie K wrote: ""You haven't got a letter on yours. She must think you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid. We know our names are Gred and Feorge."

Absolute favorite."

YES! I laughed so hard!

in the 5th book i like percys letter saying
"it may be that you are afraid to sever ties with with potter -- i know that he can be unbalanced and for all i know violent---"

and harry "squash him -- squash him, he's only a pawn, you idiot -- sorry, mrs. weasley, what did you say?"

tonks "if you shout his name i will curse you into oblivion"

phineas nigellus " i disagree with dumbledore on many accounts ...... but you can not deny he's got style ......"

"Page 394"

Amani wrote: "Jom wrote: ""NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!""

I love that quote!"

me too!!

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" dumbledore

Dobby when he meets harry for the first time..

Harry Potter Sir, What an Honor it is!

Mad-Eye Moody: [handing out Polyjuice Potion] Fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss.
Fred Weasley: Have lots of experience with that, do you, Mad-Eye?
[Moody glares]
Fred Weasley: Just trying to diffuse the tension.

"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B****!"
"He'll run faster than Snape confronted with shampoo."
"Give her hell from us Peeves."
And so many more.

This is one of my favorite scenes of POA:

"Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, 'Harry. How nice to see you.'
'Hello, Percy,' said Harry, trying not to laugh.
'I hope you're well?' said Percy pompously, shaking hands. It was rather like being introduced to the mayor.
'Very well, thanks -'
'Harry!' said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. 'Simple SPLENDID to see you, old boy -"
'Marvelous,' said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. 'Absolutely spiffing.'"

Or this one a few paragraphs later when Mr. Weasley is explaining why the Ministry is providing cars for the ride to the train station, and Fred and George interrupt Percy's asking:

"'It's because of you, Perce,' said George seriously. 'And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-'
'-for Humongous Bighead,' said Fred."

Anything the twins say is hilarious. Haha.

I agree.

There are SO many awesome quotes, I would use an hour naming half of them!

Me too.

Haha, Gred and Forge.

Sorcerer's Stone?

Y does nobody eva say

Mad-Eye Moody: [handing out Polyjuice Potion] Fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss.
Fred Weasley: Have lots of experience with that, do you, Mad-Eye?
[Moody glares]
Fred Weasley: Just trying to diffuse the tension.

?! i dont get it!! but i still love "Just cause you have the emotional range of a teaspoon" OMG its like the best...

Giveronsomeluv wrote: "Haha, Gred and Forge.

Sorcerer's Stone?"

believe so.. :)

I agree Alexa! That quote was HILARIOUS!

Hahaha. Yay for Gred and Forge. :D.

And Molly Weasley is awesome.

It'd take me too long to list all my favorite quotes, and anyway, the whole series is amazing :D.

Thanks for the awesome quotes everyone! I forgot about some of these.

I'm the same. If I were to list my fave lines, I would end up writing almost the whole series.

"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!"
I love the twins. They have to be my favorite. :)
Albus Dumbledore quotes are amazing as always!

"Riddikulus"
"This class is ridiculous."

"What you doin' down there?"
"I fell over."
"What you fell over for?"
"I didn't do it on purpose."
"Well come on then! Let's not wait for the grass to grow!"

Haha. Love em.

Reesha wrote: ""Make way for the heir of Slytherin. Seriously evil wizard coming through"

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid but mom spotted us"

"We will send you a Hogwarts toliet seat"

Mom: "You're a p..."
HAHA!! These are great. There are TOO many great quotes. I can't decide!

love the way ron says "bloody hell"

dumbledore to harry-"its our choices, harry, that show
who we really are,far more than our abilities"

"he can run fast than severus snape confronted with shampoo

"i don't look for trouble.trouble usually finds me"

molly to bellatrix-"not my daughter,you bitch"
i have got lots of fav lines in harry potter,thanks to jk for her extrodinary imagination and wit!

I just thought of another one! Sirius to Harry: "The world isn't split up into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got light and dark inside of us."

Always
-Severus Snape

AHH! I LOVE YOU SNAPE!

Can I quote the whole series?

Samantha wrote: "Can I quote the whole series?"

HAHA! I feel like that sometimes too!

JUST REMEMBERED ONE!!!
"U MAY NOT LIKE DUMBLEDORE,BUT MUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT HE'S GOT STYLE!"

When Umbridge said "Harry Potter won't be able to be an Auror. I work at the Ministry. I'll see that it doesn't happen."
And Prof. McGonagall said "Potter, I'll help you become an Auror no matter what it takes."
That was hilarious.

"You're a prefect! Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Mrs. Weasley]

"What and Fred and I? Next-door neighbours!"