Harry Potter discussion

McGonagall: "Have a biscuit, Potter." it was the most unexpected line ever :D
Also, in the chapter King's Cross when dumbledore says, "Ofcourse its happenining inside your head Harry, but why on earth should that mean its not real?" :)

Abhipsa wrote: Also, in the chapter King's Cross when dumbledore says, "Of course its happening inside your head Harry, but why on ea..."

That's also my favorite :D
Sometimes I like to think that just because what I'm reading is only happening in a book doesn't mean its not real :D

Dumbledore says to Harry in the imaginary King's Cross Station, "Of course this is happening inside your head Harry, but why should that mean it is not real?"

"Not my daughter, you bitch!" ...it was about time someone called Bellatrix out to her face. :) Plus it emphazized how the series had grown more adult with each book.

Mine would be "Not my daughter you bitch!"

Yolo

Although it doesn't have it in the book:

When Ginny says "Zip me up" and Harry comes over to her and they start to kiss, George walks in the room and puts his toothbrush in his hole, and Ginny and Harry turn around and he says, "Morning", then winks. HA HA HA so hilarious! :)

In Harry Potter And The Prisnor Of Askaban where Harry sees himself and his friends after Hermione uses the time turner he says "This is not normal!"

"Anything is possible if you've got enough nerve."

"Are you a witch or not?" (I am pretty sure this is book one but it could be book three) which of course comes back in TDH when Hermione asks Harry "Are you a wizard or not?"

"I've always wanted to use that spell!" Minerva McGonagall

Anytime Ron says "Bloody Hell"

Anything Fred and George either say in unison or tag-team.

"Not my daughter you bitch!" Molly Weasley

"Potter's a rotter!" Peeves

Nat wrote: "I like when snape says "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," says Harry.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."
I think it was ..."

yeah thats my favourite...i thought no one chose it..

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
That is so funny!!!

I love the saying that Molly Weasly said " Not my daughter you Bi*#@!"

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
Yes this! Thisthisthis

There are so many good ones but just for grins

"Morning" :)

I love the bit in the film where Harry and Ginny are snogging, and then George comes in and says "Morning!"

And then the part in the sixth one where McGonnagal says "Why is it always you three?"
And then Ron says "I've been asking myself the same question for six years."

When Hermione says : "What an idiot" in the first movie in the Quidditch lesson and when Ron says : "Bloody hell..." and when George says : " mooorning" In deathly hallows when Ginny and harry are kissing with the toothbrush poked in the ear less place and last but not the least : "Turn to page 394" :)

T wrote: "Reesha wrote: ""Make way for the heir of Slytherin. Seriously evil wizard coming through"

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid but mom spotted us"

"We will send you a Hogwarts toliet seat"

Mom: "Y..."

Yeah, I love those too!

From book one it's the part where Hermione pulls out this huge book that she checked out at the library to do some research and she says "I checked this out for a bit of light reading" and Ron goes "this is light???!!!"

From book two it's the part where Hermione says "why didnt u tell us u were a parslemouth"

From book three it's the part where Draco was scratched by the Hippagriff and he's carrying on saying "ah it killed me"

In book four it's the part where professor Mcgonnagle says we don't want u acting like a "babbling bunch of baboons" and then either Fred or George challenges his twin to say it five times fast.

In book five it's the part where umbridge is interrogating snape and she says "you applied for the dark arts position five times". And snape says " yes" then umbridge replies "but u were unsuccessful" and snape goes "obviously"

In book six it's the part where Draco tells snape he was chosen to do something for the dark lord and then snape says "I swore to protect you I made the i breakable vow" and then Draco says "I don't need protection"
Another from book six would be Ron's "I'm dead awful a potions sir, a menace actually". Another would be the weasley twins telling Ron that because hes there brother he has to pay ten galleons instead of five for something n there store.

In the 7th book it was Molly's "not my daughter u bitch"

I love in the first book ( i think) when Hermione is looking for stuff to make a fire and ron says," are you a witch or not?" or something like that!

I just adore the exchange between Percy and the twins in the beginning of book one:
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-"
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
"Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.”
It just always makes me smile :)

Ron: "Follow the spiders.. Why can't it be follow the butterflies!"
After they get out of the dark forest again
Ron: FOLLOW THE SPIDERS? IF HAGRID EVER GET OUT OF AZKABAN I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!

Ron: "One persons can't feel all that at once they'd explode"

Hermione: "Well you can't possibly understand you have the emotional range of a teaspoon"

I don't really have a favorite quote because they're all so perfect but it's still a great quote

Any of Fred and George's comments make me laugh so hard.

"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more" Dumbledore

“Neville, who appeared to have nothing more to say either, was gazing fondly at his moonlit cactus." -Ootp

Okay, for funny:
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," says Harry.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

“Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour.
“No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world!”

Mrs. Weasley says, "Oh, that's everyone in the family!" And Fred says, "What are George and I? Neighbors?"

when they're all Harry, and Fred and George turn to each other and say, "Oi! We're Identical!"

"You haven't got a letter on yours. She must think you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid. We know our names are Gred and Feorge."

And then for the sentimental + just awesome
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH"

“Books and cleverness. There are more important things - friendship and bravery.”Hermione

“The world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We have all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the power we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.” (Sirius Black)

"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself." (Albus Dumbledore)

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." (Albus Dumbledore)


Those are really good but to be perfectly honest, basically any line anyone ever says.

In divination class when Ron says: Ooh, can I see Uranus too, Lavender?
I didn't understand that for so long, but now I can't read it without spitting up whatever I'm drinking.

"No need to call me Sir perfessor"-Harry

Loved it lol I have Gajillions of other quotes I loved this is the one I can remember atm

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?" - Ron

"We both know there is more than one way to kill a man Tom"
- Albus Dumbledore, the Order of the Pheonix

Oh there are so many of them so so many. I have read each book so many times that can't remember and when now I need lines I m unable to find in my brain.
Ok firstly u know poo one. Then that line what abt me nd George are we neighbors.
Then most of them will be serious

1-It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well.

2- I am not worried harry. I am with you
3- You must have told her you think I am ugly.
I don't think you are.
Said to harry by Hermione in OoP n harry replied the 2nd line
4-“It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.”
5-Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
"After all this time?"
"Always," said Snape.”
It still cause my eyes tear up

Adore these 2 lines.
1. "After all this time?"
"Always," said Snape.
2. "Of course this is happening inside your head Harry, but why should that mean it is not real?"

If we die for them harry I am going to kill you Harry

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

The first book and

"Harry, you're a wizard."

This is my favorite quote because it is abrupt, sudden, and quite surprising, as well as hilariously funny when you read and see the others reaction.

Nat wrote: "I like when snape says "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," says Harry.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."
I think it was ..."

I love that bit!

"Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if only one remebers to turn on the light." Albus dumbledore - POA

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." - hermione granger - OOTP

Helena wrote: "I just adore the exchange between Percy and the twins in the beginning of book one:
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said somet..."

The dialogues between the twins and Percy are my favorite too. Especially in the 4th book "Oh shut up, Weatherby," said Fred." Also when after Percy's long speech Bill says "Do us a favor, Perce," said Bill, yawning, "and shut up."

I also adore the part from 5th book when Dambledore escapes from his office.
“You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style...”

"Just then, Neville caused a slight diversion by turning into a canary." I feel like it really captures the spirit of the books. Also, I laughed so hard at that I got stomach cramps.

My two favorite lines are:
"It's LeviOsa not LeviosA." -Hermione
When Mrs. Weakly says that everyone in the family is/was a prefect "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?" -Fred/George

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” - Albus Dumbledore

and

“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” - Albus Dumbledore

I feel that Dumbledore has the best quotes. They are full of wisdom and I like the setting of them.

^those two r my favs

‘Always’

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends." - Dumbledore
And, of course:
"Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed- or worse, expelled!" - Hermione

Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four.

Probably when Hermione is talking to Ron and Harry and says, "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have."

“I don’t think you should be an Auror, Harry. The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy. I thought everyone knew that. They’re working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease.”

All Harry´s sassy lines are my favorite, like:
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' professor."

"Listening to the news! Again?" "Well, it changes every day, you see."

And I can not forget McGonagall´s best line:
"Have a biscuit, Potter."