UK Amazon Kindle Forum discussion

I suppose you could play it with woolly mammoths as well then.

Water polo with ducks would be fun.

You're quackers!

How big must the hoops be for elephant croquet?

Pretty darn big! What is the circumference of your average elephant?

About 75% of a wooly mammoth, I believe.

Elephant salami and cured elephant hams would last several years, thinking about it. So an elephant would not just be for Christmas, it would last you for life. ;-)

Will wrote: "About 75% of a wooly mammoth, I believe."

is that before or after tax?

Are mammoths taxed? What do they pay in?

At their size, they pay however they choose...

M.T. wrote: "Elephant salami and cured elephant hams would last several years, thinking about it. So an elephant would not just be for Christmas, it would last you for life. ;-)"

Hmmm good point.

I think we should post our favourite elephant recipes here in Will's thread.

All mine call for baby elephants but I suppose we could just increase the rest of the ingredients...

Is Amazon a mammoth then?

Patti, I think if we eat the babies we'll starve when the rest of them die off...

It is ecologically unsound to eat baby elephants.

And, they don't fit in the casserole dish

Good point, both of you.

As a Canadian I'll stick to the baby seals.

Kidding!!!

I'd never eat a baby seal!

They give me terrible heartburn.

*Speechless*

You stick to eating Inuit instead?

It's about time to get excited.

The Kindle file of The Vampire Mechanic is now on my computer!

(Shame I can't open the damn thing.)

I would be excited if it was on mine!

patience, Gingerlily...

Any time now...

*Casually polishes nails*

I seem to be waiting for a delivery of a box of books....

Box Of Delights?

Maybe if it had been turkish delights...

I prefer corsican delights...

Crunchy frogs?

roast boar

We're getting perilously close to reverting to the elephant conversation...

I didn't see any elephants in Corsica. Loads of cats though...

Cats? You want cats? Come to Baku.

I should spend afternoon taking pics of cats here. Then you'll see what I mean.

They're very loved though. Everyone leaves food and water outside for them.

Don't see many rats nor pigeons around either.

WOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Vampire Mechanic is live on Amazon!!!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Vampire-Mecha...

Excuse me Will. We're having a conversation here.

Honestly, how rude. You'd think this was his author thread or something.

I'm so sorry, Patti.

I'll go and get my wok out.

Patti (Migrating Coconut) wrote: "Excuse me Will. We're having a conversation here.

Honestly, how rude. You'd think this was his author thread or something."

Authors, scum of the earth if you ask me. Anyway I'm off to spam Amazon. Swords for a Dead Lady is now available with punctuation, and I've a universe to inform :-)
It's the perfect thing to read after you've finished the Vampire Mechanic!

Spam away Jim.

It's time you got some spam time under your belt.

Will wrote: "I'm so sorry, Patti.

I'll go and get my wok out."

Oh good. I'll go skin the cat.

(Shared on Facebook, darling. Woohoo!)

Make it two cats. Tis a big wok.

(Thanks, you sweetie!)

Have you got a book or something Will? Why didnt you mention it?

I'd rather talk about my big wok.

Is it big enough for a sheep?

*Sheepish look*

Wouldn't you like to know.

Yes. Thats why I asked.

Well, why do you want to know?

A thirst for scientific knowledge.

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "A thirst for scientific knowledge."

if it helps to assuage this thirst, E apparently equals MC squared

MTM's elephant has sunk my thread.

:(

Call the elephant disposal team.

Just paint it pink and no one will talk about it any more because they'll be embarassed to admit they've seen it

even better - apply a SEP field

I set one of those up, put it down, and lost it....

that happens quite a lot, apparently!

Perhaps it's not the elephant that was the problem, Will.

According to one zoo troll apparently we're infested by sycophants in our group...

Are they like wooly mammoths?

are they psychotic elephants?