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Sounds like he already is...

He'll be starting on Greece next!

Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "You could do one about the irish economy.."

Now that would be a fantasy story.

yeah - i suppose you want to keep it at least a bit believable

My books should have been taken up by Harper True Life.

I really liked Back to Bass, but I think I'm going with 'Bass Instinct' for book 4.

Maybe it will show up on all the Sharon Stone searches!

Maybe if you have a character called Shanon Stone it would help...

Help me get my ass sued off, yes!

How would you manage without your poor donkey??

Surely you could call her Shannon Rock and get away with it couldn't you?

I had a character called Perry Trachett in my short story, and a reference to Dizzyland. Seems to be ok so far...

When I needed a name for a luscious blonde, I went with a gorgeous Norse Goddess.

Call me sexist, I don't care!

Why not a gorgeous Welsh goddess?

Jim wrote: "Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Why not a gorgeous Welsh goddess?"

There is fantasy and then there is just being plain ridiculous :-)"

Chapel doesn't do goddesses

How about this one

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuVkEdeAoGA...

Rhiannon - goddess of the moon and horses.

Nah she's just Rigantona, some Gallic lass. Looking at the carving some illiterate has been worshipping Roman cavalry tombstones again :-))

Not sure they would be worth worshipping - you don't get much back from roman horses.

Rigantona?

The goddess of really big pasta?

Sphia Loren didn't do too badly on pasta.

Sitting beside my advertising banner whilst a photographer shoved her lens in my face was a bizzarre experience.

Bet you could use a bonk about now.

*bonk*

*bonk-flash*

*Grabs flash light*

Oh dear, your thread has flashers in it now.


Oh, and happy december.

Beware, GL. If you start singing Noddy Holder, I'll send someone to play the drums -loudly- outside your window. All night.

I would rather go back to that job for another 26 years than sing any form of christmas song whatsoever before at least christmas eve

We're never here for Christmas so what's the point.

M.T. wrote: "We're never here for Christmas so what's the point."

It's all very well for those that can flee to the sunshine.

I don't know where I will be for christmas.

Will wrote: "M.T. wrote: "We're never here for Christmas so what's the point."

It's all very well for those that can flee to the sunshine."

Er hem... Scotland. Last time we drove the last 60 miles through a blizzard on a snow choked road with the a sheer drop into the river Tweed one side (our side) for most of the way. I saw my first real icebergs, also in the Tweed... I kid you not they were even light blue.

I'm hoping it will be a tad warmer this year.

Cheers

MTM

But I'm not holding my breath! Phnark.

Ah, but sunshine and icebergs are not mutually exclusive.

I remember being in Norway and having a snowball fight dressed in shorts and tshirts.

I remember sitting on a snowfield in Iceland in shorts and tshirt, eating my lunch and topping up the tan :-)

I'm green in jealousy.

Will wrote: "Ah, but sunshine and icebergs are not mutually exclusive."

Mwah ha haha hargh! Trust me. They are in Scotland. Davie will bear me out. Where's a Scottish Dragon when you need one?

Cheers

MTM

Two Christmases ago I was on a beach in India for Christmas.

Actually, I've had several beach Christmases. Think I'll start planning for another for next year.

I fancy Indonesia.

Barry Island has a beach, Patti.

You could spend Christmas day there.

For a given definition of 'beach.' Or indeed, 'spend.'

There's sand. There's sea. And I'm sure Patti is au fait with 'spend'.....

Oh yes. Me in my kiss me quick hat, clutching my bag of 2pees.

Cockles and wee donuts for dinner.

Merryhoho.

See, guys?

Told you Patti would be up for that!

Absolutely.

Perhaps I'll get a festive tattoo as well.

Yay!

A dragon with antlers?

How about a dragon with a bass guitar? There's a guy in the states who asked me if he could use the cover pic on Mystic Accountants as a tattoo.

Weird.

Nothing stranger than folk.

Must say I'm looking forward to the drive over the bridge. Have they pushed the price up again?

Yes. But they accept cards, now.

Christmas cards? I'm at 91% with The Vampire Mechanic - stop distracting me!

How much is it now?

I prefer digging through Dave's pockets for change while he drives. ;)

Put your fingers in your ears ignite. Sheesh