Roberta

“Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people. We have no proof that the bad, stupid crazy people who have planted bombs in the past few years used the phone much for their stupid bad crimes, let alone logged on the Internet. Yet when those kind of bad things happen nowadays, the government tries to do bad things to phones and the Net. The phones and the Internet are just good smart things, and the government should leave them alone. You have to watch the government all the time on everything. Thomas Jefferson didn't say that, but he said something very close to that.”
― Penn Jillette, Penn & Teller's How to Play in Traffic

“I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.”
― Cesar Millan

“You must not lie about trilobites, nor yet about time.”
― Richard Fortey

“I like Holiday Inns”
― Colin Powell