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"These new paperweights are elegance epitomized."

These new paperweights are elegance epitomized.

A teaser image for My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.

I'm proud to present the first in a series of excerpts from my upcoming novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.

In a desperate attempt to learn something that might help her write erotica, straight-laced Betty Berry tries porn for the first time.

Betty Berry tries porn for the first time - pdf

Betty Berry tries porn for the first time - mobi

My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome will be released on 3rd July 2014. It will be available for Kindle priced at £2.99. The paperback retails at £9.99....

"Shrink-wrapped bananas? It's health and safety gone mad!"

Shrink-wrapped bananas? It's health and safety gone mad!

A teaser image for My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.

One of the problems with being a writer in the modern day, is that every time you have a new idea, you can usually find at least ten example of it having been done before, on the internet. There you are, thinking that a gay alien Christening is a novel idea, and you find that there are already three trilogies devoted to gay aliens attending various religious ceremonies.

When I wrote My Granny Writes Erotica, I had to research unusual sex toys. I found that horse tail butt plugs were fairly com...

Does anybody know where I might be able to purchase a head for my new electric toothbrush?

A promotional placard for My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome - out July 3rd 2014.

Muriel is a cantankerous old woman who makes life a misery for Betty the heroine of My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome. So why do readers love her?

Once Betty's mother-in-law, now a mere tenant who Betty doesn't have the heart to throw out, Muriel hangs around the house making rude and dissatisfied comments. Occasionally, she exhibits redeeming features, but most of the time, she's cruel and ungrateful. Yet she seems to be the most popular character I've ever written. This was not my intenti...

When I first decided to write a book with 300 children, I imagined it would turn out a bit like one of my Smelly Troll books, but perhaps with a different kind of monster. Reflecting on the book, it's not like anything I'd have dared write myself.

The book starts off with Simon, a sickly ten-year-old boy, taking a long walk to a city to buy some medicine for his grandpa. Meanwhile a tig (type of good monster) is beaten almost to a pulp by a bully. After heroically scooping the tig off the grou...

Matthew Drzymala is a relatively new indie author. His books range from psychological fiction to cosy humour titles. After he interviewed me last week, I decided it was time to find out more about Matt.

Matthew Drzymala

My name is Matthew Drzymala and I was born in Manchester, but I now live in Liverpool in scouse ex-popstar Sonya's old flat (It's true and I'm very distantly related to Bill Oddie. Also true.)

I released my first stories in December 2013, one...

Would you like to read My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome before anybody else?

The book comes out in July, but I have a stack of review copies to send to newspapers, magazines and bloggers.

Please contact me if you would like a copy. You must have a UK postal address to qualify.

Would suit any of the following:

- people who enjoy humorous fiction

- people who hate Fifty Shades of Grey

- anybody writing a piece on summer reads

- those promoting the arts in Cornwall

- people who like to keep on top o...

I've just published the official press release for My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome. It's accompanied by a lovely photo by Face Photography.

You can also read the press release at SourceWire.