Complaint Department discussion

@ 492 Preston was correct. Climbing the exterior of the Great Pyramid, or any of them, was forbidden many years ago.

2) The Red Pyramid is off the beaten tourist trek and beautiful inside and out. And 3) I have been up outside and inside the pyramid at Cíchen Itzá – outside is fun, inside is torture.

I'll go with 1

£3

2

Preston wrote: "2"

Uh... I think the above are responding to my 3 truths/lies. If so, then Preston wins! I was never a geology major... I've always known rocks are boring.

And yes, an actual Pulitzer Prize winning author read my work and liked it. To be exact, he said, "You have no idea how good a writer you really are." But, it's not like I'm reliving that unbelievable moment over and over again in my head or anything.

And yes, I was actually almost kidnapped in the 4th grade walking home from school. I lived about 10 houses away from my elementary school and was walking home, when I realized a very creepy man was following me. As I quickened my steps, he quickened his. And suddenly he was right behind me -- I could feel him within arms reach. Without warning, a car drove and honked at me. It was one of my friends from school yelling hi at me. The guy freaked out and took off in the opposite direction. I knew then that I was in real danger and ran home. Very scary.

1. My brother was president of the Boarder Collie Handlers Association.

2. I have no idea what my father's job was.

3. My mother worked on the toll free number for the statewide Cooperative Extension Service as indoor Flower Specialist.

Charlene wrote: "...The guy freaked out and took off in the opposite direction. I knew then that I was in real danger and ran home. Very scary."

We are very glad your friend came by and you were not kidnapped. That is very scary indeed. I'm sorry he scared you but elated that you got home safely!

#2 Unless he's an Alexa Land's mafia boss (in which case Italian or Russian or maybe a crossbreed), everyone knows their father's job.

1 its probably some other breed

@Roger, you know everything or at least that's scavola's opinion. You remember scavola who wrote, "Let's face it, Roger Kean is not only the best writer of gay fiction, but one of the best writers PERIOD. Someday there better be a statue of him next to a library somewhere, or society will have missed its mark!"

@Kit Well it has to be some kind of herding breed or a llama to move all his goats around from one munchie spot to another. :-)

Charlene? Marcie? Um… Jacob?

@Preston, I don't know nuffin, but that scavola, he sure does ;-)

for Preston's I'm gonna say 1

for my next one if I get one I'm stealing someone else's truths and lies. Only because they apply to me too.

1. TRUE

2. TRUE My father worked for a company that did aluminum fabricating but he always wore a suit to work so I don't know what the heck he did. He died young so I can't ask him.

3. She did work for the Cooperative Extension Service handing their toll free help line on all garden plants both flowers and vegetables. She was not an indoor Flower Specialist. (We never had any plants inside the house that I remember.)

No one guessed that one in two days so I say whoever replies first wins by posting their two truths and one lie goes next.

1. I set out the trash on Thursdays.
2. I have no idea what my father's job was.
3. My grandfather has blue eyes.

I set out my trash on Thursdays and I didn't know my father's jobs and my grandfather had blue eyes so I must be Jacob Hott or he is lying about something.

I think he is lying about #3.

Well well well number three is correct. I do take my trash out on thursdays unless I forget then it is friday morning before my nephew/kid catches the bus.

I absolutely have no idea what my father does for a living. I respect hsi privacy and do not ask questions I simply sit down and drink with him.

My grandfather has grey-hazel eyes not blue unless you piss him off then it is almost like looking into a swimming pool, but it happens on rare occasions his eyes are never a set single colour.

1. I have never be in love romantically.
2. I am in love with my job.
3. I excelled at diving.

@ Jacob I've been meaning to tell you how much I think the portrait of you and your nephew/kid is magnificent.

lol thank you. IT was a pretty good day getting family photos. Just really lightened the wallet. lol

I wanna say #3

Personally that could be wrong as I have never been romantically in love...I don't love my job though.

Preston wrote: "

@Roger, you know everything or at least that's scavola's opinion. You remember scavola who wrote, "Let's face it, Roger Kean is not only the best writer of gay fiction, but one of the best writer..."

So sorry! Damn pesky thing called work kept getting in the way of the fun here… ok… gonna read the threads and catch up!

I'm going to guess #2 is the lie for Preston!

Of course it's #2. Who loves their job?

Preston wrote: "Of course it's #2. Who loves their job?"

Ha! I'm just glad it wasn't #1 :)

Here's my three:

1. I own four cats, 1 of which I've had since I was a teenager.
2. I once had a lunch consisting entirely of fine cheeses.
3. I was caught stealing makeup from a local drug store when I was 14 and was chased four blocks before I managed to get away.

#2 is a lie :-)

#1 is the lie.

That leave only one not selected. I guess that means Roger and I both see you as a thief although we mean no offense to your current or 14 year-old self :-)

Charlene wrote: "Preston wrote: "Of course it's #2. Who loves their job?"

Ha! I'm just glad it wasn't #1 :)"

What's this? You are happy I have not found my one true love and aren't living my happily ever after?

Preston wrote: "Charlene wrote: "Preston wrote: "Of course it's #2. Who loves their job?"

Ha! I'm just glad it wasn't #1 :)"

What's this? You are happy I have not found my one true love and aren't living my happ..."

DOH!! That's what happens when you try and play this game quickly on your phone. SO SORRY… I completely misread that. I sincerely hope you find your true love and find your happily ever after because you truly deserve it :)

Preston wrote: "#1 is the lie.

That leave only one not selected. I guess that means Roger and I both see you as a thief although we mean no offense to your current or 14 year-old self :-)"

Winna winna chicken dinna! #1 is the lie. I own no cats - just a super cute Havanese puppy. (And if I did have a cat that I'd had since I was a teenager, then surely it would have broken some world record for being the oldest cat ever.)

And no offense taken RE: #2. At 14, I was a lipgloss and blush stealing fiend… thank God I got caught because surely I would have moved up the criminal food chain and moved onto concealer and mascaras.

thank goodness you didn't go for the mascaras...it's hard enough for women to find the best ones much less steal them lol...

1. I have been feeding US produced fit for human consumption free range chicken breasts to my dog every single day for the past decade.

2. When I was in high school my family's neighbor was arrested for running the Chinese mafia in New York City.

3. As a kid when my parents made me go to church it was in Firehouse with an alter rail made of a fireman's ladder.

2 is a lie

Jacob wrote: "thank goodness you didn't go for the mascaras...it's hard enough for women to find the best ones much less steal them lol..."

And men too.

Well the men who use such products don't normally have issues in finding the right one they use everybody else's a lot especially if they have a little sister...lol...I know this from experience.

You guys are hilarious :)

3 is the lie … I think

1 I suppose

Roger Wins!!!!!!
(3) I had to go to church in a fire station. Every Saturday night the fire fighters would move the big hook and ladder truck out and the building so the church people could set up chairs but the alter rail was made out of a race track railing not a fireman's ladder. Eventually the church building which had been in construction was finished and we went to a normal looking church.

(2) My family was living in the suburbs next to a family that lived very modestly and were friendly. The father was indeed the top guy in the Chinese Mafia in NYC until his arrest.

(1) The chicken for the dog is desiccated to make chicken jerky so it isn't all that appetizing. I use this kind because regular chicken jerky comes from China and who knows what's in that stuff. Dog have died from eating the Chinese chicken jerky.

Yippee! But it'll have to wait, cos it's now Sunday evening here and time to close down the work computer for the night… Tomorrow…

Roger has forfeited the game because it's now 8:30 PM Official Ludlow Time and so it's time for other players to rock on.


The first player who notices this is the winner and goes now!

k I'm going :P

1. I have been to Australia
2. I have been to Amsterdam
3. I have been to Ireland

3.

Two is the lie

Jacob's lying.

wat

Sorry guys but I'm on a deadline to deliver a book and have done nothing for two days but hammer at a keyboard. As Christopher Robin once said: Backson.

Preston wrote: "Jacob's lying."

am not you are!!!

No Roger is because he's back but sleeping on his back. Roger lies in his sleep or Roger lays in his sleep? Grammar is so confusing. Anyway it was no fun when he was busy and away. So maybe if we are good he'll be joining us soon.

No, I'm back! And 3 days late, Kit's never been to Ozland, so there.