Darkened Fates discussion

Doesn't that contradict itself?

I wish more time existed in a day. That, or I could go long periods without sleep.

Granted, but you end up missing all the sleep you're missing and end up being depressed.

I wish that I had a dollar.

granted...but you only have a dollar. nothing else.
I wish I decide when to go to school and when not to.

Granted, but then people will be mad and start a riot with you on the top of the list.
I wish the sun wouldn't need to die in a billion years and eat everything up.

granted...but the sun gets bigger and bigger until it engulfs the earth.

I wish there was no such thing as global warming

Granted, but then the ice caps will enlarge and destroy our continents.

I wish I could be free.

Granted, but you end up being so free, you become depressed and go back into whatever you were being enslaved to.

I wish I could play Hotel California by the Eagles.

Granted, but you end up unable to play anything else.

I wish we were more creative with our warped grants.

Granted, but our computer screens blow up so it is useless.

I wish that I could review stories in two seconds.w

I do to.

Granted, but the reviews are so sloppy that the writers never talk to you again.

I wish I had a decent wish.

Granted, but then your wish turns into something so horrendous, that your brain implodes at the mere thought of it.

I wish I had an incorruptible wish.

Granted, but because your wish is incorruptible, it's no fun, and so you're struck by lightning...again.

I wish you would stop making yourself get struck by lightning.

Granted, so my attraction to lightning passes on to you and you get burnt to a crisp.

I wish that everyone was sucked into a black hole. (Hah, corrupt this one!)

Granted, but the black hole decides we taste horrible, and so spits us back out.

I wish it would ice over tomorrow so we'd have no school.

Granted, but we all die due to a second Global Cooldown.

I wish that the moon would turn evil and try to eat everyone on earth.

Granted, but after eating you, it decides it's too lazy.

I wish the cow would jump over the moon already.

Granted, but it's too fat, so the moon eats it and then devours the Earth.

I wish Microsoft would make decent products.

Granted, but then you'll miss all the malfunctional products.

I wish Gilgamesh would win.

To Frances:

Gilgamesh wins but gets killed by Saber while he's gloating over his victory.

To Sidd:

Granted, but you lose the rest of your socks.

I wish I could live in the FSN universe.

Granted, but you get killed off by Gilgamesh.

I wish I my DnD Tiny Adventures char. was a level 11 already.

Granted, but then he retires. True statement.

I wish I could live in the FSN universe and not get killed by Gilgamesh.

Granted, you just get killed by Saber instead because she perceives you as a threat to Shirou.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but then since you used up your wish, you don't get a second wish.

I wish I could live in the FSN universe without getting killed or dismembered or subjected to a painful horrible death.

Granted, you just end up in eternal torture, keeping both your life and your limbs.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes.

Granted, but you end up using none of them.

I wish I could live in the FSN universe without getting killed or dismembered or subjected to a painful horrible death or being subjected to eternal torture.

(what is FSN universe????)

Granted, but you only get to live there for five seconds.

I wish you would be able to live in the FSN universe under whatever terms you wanted.

(FSN = Fate/Stay Night)

Granted, but then something bad will happen and you will be sent to exile.

I wish I could play video games again.

granted...but you're stuck playing video games for the rest of your life.

I wish Victor would stop talking about living in a FSN universe.

Granted, but then Victor will get mad and will start to banish people.

I wish I could stop wasting my time on pointless stuff.

(like this...?)
granted..but you're so caught up spending your time on useful stuff you don't sleep because you think it's useless. (sry...it was inevitable)

I wish my fates wouldn't darken like everyone's saying it will.

Granted, but your fate being darkened is sealed and you can't change it.

I wish I could make straight 100's.

(oooo that's harsh joon)

What's harsh? My wish or my answer? (Sorry. I can't help being all strict and making sure everything is absolute. That is the way I am.)

Your answer was harsh...its ok...ill live with a darkened fate.. :P

I'm just kidding. Your fate won't be darkened at all. You'll live happily.

Granted, but because you spend so much time studying, you fail at life.

I wish that I could have a magical sword.

(yes! thx joon)

Are you answering my question? If you are, that is mean. Then again, my reply was mean, so I shouldn't be talking.

Granted, but then the magic sword will turn on you and will try to obliviate you.

I wish I stop being depressed.

im saying thx cause you told me id live happily...im confused...are u talking to me?

Sorry, but I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Victor.

kk all is good

Granted, but you end up being so happy, that you annoy everyone around you and end up being stuffed into a trash can by an angry mob.

I wish more people knew what Fate/Stay Night was.

That is the second time. Next time, I won't be so nice.
Granted, but then people will addicted into that and will stop doing Goodreads.

I wish Victor was more nice.

Granted, but then someone would steal Saber away from you. =P

I wish I could finish all my hw before 10.

Granted, but then you will be bored.

Granted, but then everyone misses the grumpy ol' Victor. (Kidding about the grumpy ol' part. XD)

Hahaha. That was pretty good. No offense Victor.

Heh, thanks a lot guys.

O.o

We all <3 you. XD