Darkened Fates discussion

Sandra...you are suppose to corrupt my wish???don't you???
Anyway,

Granted, but it's all ripped and falls apart.

I wish no one would corrupt each others' wishes.

....that's nice??........

Granted, but we still corrupt wishes for fun anyways.

I wish that all my wishes were wishes that came true.

Granted, but your pillow is evil and kills you.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted, but you overwrk and tires yourself.

I wish everybody's wishes came true.

granted, but the evil ones come true too.

I wish that I could write 20 pages a day.

Granted but your muscle breaks from too much writing

I wish I could be perfect.

Granted, but then you die since you form an impossibility in this world.

I wish that the laws of mathematics could be rewritten at my will.

Granted, but then you make them so confusing that you have no idea what you have just done.

I wish everyone liked me.

Granted, but then rabid animals attack you.

I wish that my brother did his homework.

Granted, but when he finishes, he bugs you.

I wish my brother would leave me alone.

Granted, but then he bugs your parents and they ground both of you for a month.

I wish I had an alienware computer.

Granted, but then everyone will be hit by a mind eraser and forget what it is.

I wish I could actually play my instrument.

Granted, but then you get kicked out of band for being too good.

I wish that I had a dollar.

granted but you get robbed.

i wish i could go to dance.

Granted, but then you fail your piano competition.

I wish I could go to the Birthday Party and the dance.

granted, but then you die of tireness.

I wish people who are sick right now gets better.

Granted, but tehn you get sick.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted but then you can never sleep to escape from the world

i wish that i had superpowers(???)

Granted, but then all the writing that u did before would be DELETED.

I wish people would stop thinking that I am not trustworthy.

Granted, but then you become too trustworthy and have to listen to people blabbing their secrets all day Long.

I wish boredom didn't exist.

Granted, but then something else takes the place of boredom.

I wish my wishes came true.

Granted, but then you fail at life.

I wish that youtube didn't shut down randomly.

Granted, but then if didn't, then all you would be doing is watch Youtube. (Did it really shut down?)

I wish the internet was safe.

Granted, but the only websites available are strictly related to Teletubbies, Winnie the Pooh and Barney.

I wish I was pro at violin.

Granted, but then you become so good that everyone becomes jealous and rebel.

I wish I could fly with the dragons.

Granted, but because you fly on wings ephemeral, you soon plummet to your death.

I wish I could find a balance between antagonizing people for the heck of it and trying to play nice.

Granted, but then you go crazy from the strain of being polar opposites.

I wish I was better than Eric Chen at violin.

Granted, but then all your time will be taken up practicing.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted but won't let you sleep.

I wish I was born in April.

Granted, but it's on April Fool's day and you birthday consists of people playing agonizing tricks on you.

I wish I had a computer.

Granted, but it has a broken keyboard. -coughs-

I wish I had some inspiration for my story.

Granted, but you forget about it.

I wish I never had another pimple again.

Granted, but then you gain warts.

I wish that I could draw.

...thanks.
Granted, but you draw so well everyone is overcome with nausea at your amazing skill and barfs on your artwork.

I wish I was a teenage author.

Granted, but your ideas run out and everybody hates you for not writing another story.

I wish I played better at the piano competition

Granted, but then everyone becomes really jealous of you.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

Granted, but then your germs pass on to your friends and family and they become sick.

I wish I had something to do today.

Granted, but the activities you do are all boring.

I wish I could get a graphing calculator.

Granted...but it doesn't graph right.

I wish I didn't have math homework...which I should be doing right now. >.<

Granted, but then you lose your ability to do math and you then fail.

I wish I could be in geometry already.

Granted, but then you fail algebra and have to retake it.

I wish that I had a laptop.

granted, but it brakes in one day.....

I wish.....my clarinet would get fixed soon so I can practice.

Grante,d but then it breaks again.

I wish i pwned at sax.

Sidd: Granted, but they accidently paint in red and you go crazy every time you go into your room.
(I have thousands of reeds lying around at home.:))
Victor: Granted, but Sandra gets jealous and hits you with her saxophone case.

I wish my sore throat would get better.

Granted, but then you get but then you have a headache.

I wish that I wasn't bored.

granted, but...........but.......it brakes in half and you have to buy new one that's maroon.

I wish clarinets don't have sectionals on Monday morning.

Granted, they have sectionals every other morning.

I wish that the consequence of this wish did not involve death, torture, or pain of any sort.

Granted, but then the wish fails and nothing happens.

I wish that this wish is %100 fool proof.

Granted, fools can't mess it up, but a wiseman does.

I wish we had our WAS test on Friday rather than Wednesday.