Darkened Fates discussion

Granted but then you know what an IB class really is.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Granted, but then you get so famous that you get mobbed.

I wish I could get a haricut.

Granted, but need I point out you failed to mention what style you want, or to explicitly state that you did not want it done with a pair of rusty hedge clippers?

I wish you all have a wonderful weekend.
(I know I will)

Granted, but then you have such a great weekend that you become so exhausted. Thanks.

I wish for everyone to enjoy the last days of February.

Granted,but...........they have bad first days of March.

I wish my grades in math would go up insted of down.

Granted, but they get so good you become a prodigy, get famous but the publicity gets too much and you die :O

I wish half term wouldn't end.

This one corrupts itself.
Granted, so it goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on...

I wish I will get a good grade on my test.

Granted, but the exam board think you cheated as you got full marks and the person next to you did also, so your exam is withdrawn. :(

I wish that my maths teacher and RE teacher come back on monday and not be sad.

Granted, but they come back sick and everyone else gets sick too. (sorry)

I wish I understood high school and everything that has to do with it.

Granted, but you have short-term memory loss and so you lose it all.

I wish i got a 100 on the science test.

Granted, but it was the person next to you. You failed, actually...

I wish I could download songs form iTunes.

Granted, but bill comes later that says you have to pay them $1000.

I wish CVMS students would sweep all 1st places tomorrow at academic UIL

Granted, but suddenly one of the teachers come in and say that another school got 2 ist places in spelling and listening skills

You forgot a wish Aneesha, but that's okay.

I wish next years orchestra can do really good.

Wish granted, but then the violinist and claranet player get ill so they can't play. :(


I wish that I become a great lawyer.

Granted, but then the road to becoming a lawyer becomes so hard that you fail.

I wish I didn't have to ruin other peoples wishes.

Granted, but you miss out on all the fun of this game.

I wish I was not so tired.

Granted, but you become extra-hyper and start zooming off the walls.

I wish I didn't have to put a wish.

Granted, but you just did.

I wish AP and IB were the same.

Granted, but then there are so many kids that they put AP students to regular.

I wish Amy a happy birthday!

If i did say something, that would be mean. Granted, but no comment.

I wish Westwood was a gold star.

Granted, but no one knows what that is(including me) and no one cares(unlike me).

I wish we could take one more elective.

Granted, but then you die of exhaustion.(Gah! spelling!)

I wish they let me take TAG test this year...........

Granted, but you fail.

I wish I do well on my English presentation on tuesday.

Granted, but then you do so good that people become jealous and then work harder then you and then they do better.

I wish I could be free.

Granted, but then you are not..............

I wish I could just keep writing without interruptions

Granted, but then you become so tired that you have to stop.

I wish my grades would be higher.

Granted, but other people gets jealous and you lose all of your frineds.

I wish I didn't get sick so often.

Granted, but then your allergies hurt you more often.

I wish I was immune to everything.

Granted, but scientists do all kinds of tests on you to find out how you are immune and you go crazy.

I wish I have one more day weekend

Granted, but then the whole world is messed up and nothing is the same again.

I wish I could wish.

Granted, but you just did.

I wish I had perfect teeth.

Granted, but they are so perfect that they blind everyone.

I wish the world was free from diseases.

Granted, but then the world will be attacked by aliens who will spread a whole new assortment of diseases.

I wish my science project wasn't due till Monday.

Granted, but as soon as it's due, you are behind schedule so you get new project top finish in one day.

I wish I was smart enough to know that I shouldn't touch burning pot and burn my fingers.

Granted, but then you hurt yourself by electrocuting yourself by touching water and touching an electic outlet.

I wish I wasn't so tired these days.

Granted, but you become hyper all the time.

I wish I had lots of time.

Granted, but then you get too much time and then you start goofing off.

I wish I could help the charity.

Granted, but people get mad at you for trying to be charitable and helping them when they think they can support themselves.

I wish I had a job.

Granted, but then the job is too hard and then you get fired.

I wish I was supreme king of capitalism.

Granted, but then facism deposes you.

I wish that I had more time.

Granted, but then you get too much time and then you have to do extra stuff.

I wish my wish went perfectly, which is to never get sick again.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
but your family and friends get sick

I wish I knew how to solve this math worksheet.

Granted, but you don't know how to solve anything else.

I wish the economy was better.

granted but earth's pollution gets worse and more global warming happens.

I wish people would stop being selfish

Granted, but then people become mean.

I wish I could be a better friend.

Granted, but then you're surrounded by people all the time and you get annoyed.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but then you become angry.

I wish I could find the meaning of life.

Granted, but then you find out it's no use to live your life since you already know.

I wish I am more outgoing...

Granted, but you seem to meet all the wrong people.

I wish the weekend was longer.