Darkened Fates discussion

Granted, but it is too long and our economy is destroyed because of less workers working.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

Granted, but then you turn reallly energetic and you do wrong things.

I wish I could be nicer.

Granted, but people hate you for being perfect.

I wish I didn't get frustrated and explode all the time.

Granted, but then you are mad and you explode stuff.

I wish I could play 20 Q's with someone.

Granted, but then that person will get an Asthma attack.

I wish I could go to the Mall.

Granted, but there is a fire when you go there.

I wish my brother won't be so annoying

Granted, but then he is mean and starts treating you really bad.

I wish I could read more.

Granted, but books occupy your time and you become an old cat lady.

I wish my cat never shed fur all over my clothes.

Granted, but you cat will be bald.

I wish I had a good book to read.

Granted, but then the book is so good that you don't do anything else.

I wish I could get into my email account.

Granted but all you mail has viruses.

I wish it would stop sonowing, i mean, it's essentially spring!!!

Granted, but then a volcanoe erupts and the sky is covered in ash and dust.

I wish Hotmail was better.

Granted, but only slightly.

I wish there was no daylight savings.

Granted, but then the whole world is messed up and nothing is the same again.

I wish the USA would get out if its great depression.

Granted, but then your parents would lose their jobs and your family would go into another depression.

I wish there were no more sectionals.

Granted, but since you didn't practice, you sound horrible and everyone starts laughing.

I wish I could draw.

Granted, but then it attracts attention and you never have peace.

I wish I could color something.

Granted, but a Hobo takes your coloring book away from you.

I wish I had something to do over spring break.

Granted, but then you become so occupied with Spring Break that it wizzes by.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but thirty feet up you suddenly stop and fall to the ground in a sweeping spiral motion.

I wish braces didn't hurt so darn much.

Granted, but then some other intense pain comes and bothers you even more.

I wish I could be immortal.

Granted, but time passes so slowly you wish you would die as everyone you love becomes old and dies.

I wish I was pro at violin.

Granted, but then all the other violin players who are close to pro will hate you and find every which way to knock you off the higher chairs.


I wish I could write stories better.

Granted, but all your friends become jealous and hate you forever.

I wish I was pro at piano.

Granted, but then it is lowered the same number of points.

I wish I always got A pluses.

Granted, but you don't get good results in your "art" life.

I wish I had more time to do my homework

Granted, but you have so much time your mom makes you practice even more piano and clarinet so that you die of exhaustion.(sorry)

I wish I had no flaws. (imposible!)

Granted, but scientists thinks you are an alien and put you in a experiment.

I wish all the allergies were gone.

Granted, but then you will get a severe case of Asthma.

I wish weekends were longer.

Granted, but there are no weekdays and thus, no Friday nights.(NOOOOO)

I wish my pet fish never died.

(this is sad. I am corrupting my own wish)
True, but they breed and I end up having a bajillion fishies.

I wish people would respond to this group.

granted but so man people responds and it takes 24 hours to check it all

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

Granted, but it freezes and you can't go anywhere.

I wish...............all my homework was finished.

granted, but you get more projects :D

i wish school will end soon and marching band practice will begin

Granted, but you boil alive outside because it's a hundred degrees outside.

I wish my brother would stop being annoying.