Rosen Trevithick's Blog, page 13

I will be signing and selling books at Exeter Pheonix this Sunday (Sunday 29th September, 2013) from 11am - 3.30pm.

A flier for Rosen Trevithick at Unique Boutique on Sunday, 29th September, 2013

After being inundated with requests for a sequel to My Granny Writes Erotica, I have decided to bring Betty Berry back for a second instalment.

Book 2 is provisionally titled 'My Granny Writes Pornography'. It will be a similar length to book 1 (a 23,000 word novella) and will follow Betty's life when she's offered a film deal.

You can subscribe to updates about the Betty Berry series, and other Rosen Trevithick titles here.

Today is Roald Dahl day, and I can't let the occasion go by without a mention. Dahl was my favourite author as a child and has had a profound impact on my writing. My Smelly Trolls series draws on my memories of The BFG, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Dirty Beasts.

I was first introduced to Roald Dahl when my mum accidentally acquired an enormous hard back copy of The BFG. She belonged to a book club that automatically sent 'Book of the Week' unless you requested something different and...

It gives me great pleasure to announce the contents of my second Seesaw collection.

Preface

1. A Stormy Afternoon in Falmouth Harbour

2. All Grown Up

3. The Ice Marathon

4. All Washed Up

5. The Other Father (Original)

6. The Other Father (Gourmet Girl Burger)

7. All Knocked Up

8. What Crazy Looks Like

9. All Loved Up

10. My Granny Writes Erotica

11. All Choked Up

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The preface will continue Rosen's own story, inviting you to share in her rocky but exciting journey from long-term incapacity to professional a...

Authors, do you see yourselves making a living from writing? Of course you do, it's what ninety nine per cent of authors dream about. Sadly, only a tiny proportion of us are going to achieve it

Unfortunately, in our honest attempts to realise our dreams, we are dramatically lowering the numbers of people who will be able to make a living from writing.

By the end of the year, readers will have downloaded a quarter of a million Rosen Trevithick eBooks. I've topped two Amazon charts, I've been fe...

"I'm reading My Granny Writes Erotica. It's so funny I'm crying laughing & only half way through." - Kat.

My Granny Writes Erotica appears to be my most popular book so far, with many four and five star reviews springing up in the last few days alone.

If you fancy a laugh and are amused/tired of/excited by the new erotic novel craze, then it's worth giving it a try.

Today is the last day of the current free promotion. After that, the price will got up to £1.54.

Download now.

Comedy novella, My Granny Writes Erotica, features a 65-year-old pensioner who writes erotica to get herself out of debt. We're conditioned to imagine that erotica is written by young, glamorous insatiable women, but is it really? I've done a little research into real life grannies (and older women) who write erotic fiction.

This Texan grandmother is a bestselling author of bondage, threesome, and sadomaschocistic sex novels, according to The Daily Mail. Like my pr...

I have been working on a short story called 'What Crazy Looks Like'. It's written from the point of view of a distressed woman with OCD and is a response to global ignorance surrounding a seriously ill woman, who sent compulsive texts to a lover.

I won't embarrass the girl further by linking to the material, but let's just say that her text history was posted online and used for humour purposes, even though she was clearly very unwell. Furthermore, hundreds of readers took the view that the lo...

If you've read My Granny Writes Erotica then you will no doubt be familiar with the infamous 'My Ickle Pony Tail'.

Our prudish protagonist, Betty, receives one in the post. It has long, rainbow hair, a 'handle' with a tapered end and plays the tune of 'Ride a Cock Horse' in a high pitched tinny squeak. Betty struggles to work out what it's for. Guesses involve a garish hair decoration and a tickling device. Those of you who've read the book will know that it's for something else entirely.

But i...

My humorous novella, My Granny Writes Erotica is free today and will be until Friday 6th September. It's currently got 4.9 stars on Amazon.

Download now

"As soon as I saw this book was available I had to have it." - Ju Stacey (Amazon Top 1000 Reviewer)

"In truth this work is such a tonic it should be available on prescription!" - Harasrrek

"And I'll be amazed if Google doesn't start getting searches for My Ickle Pony Tail(tm) from more than a few readers..." - David Wailing (Author)

My Granny writ...