Mark

“I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars.”
― Erma Bombeck, Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing from America's Favorite Humorist

“There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there. These are great dreams, but they never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.”
― Erma Bombeck

“There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.”
― Erma Bombeck